"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe.
What a mom says in 2
"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe. What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented! Lyrics for "The Mom Song" is given below. (Thank you BelleFlower15!)
"The Mom Song"
Get up now Get up now Get up out of bed Wash your face Brush your teeth Comb your sleepyhead Here's your clothes and your shoes Hear the words I said Get up now! Get up and make your bed Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at? Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play Don't shovel Chew slowly But hurry The bus is here Be careful Come back here Did you wash behind your ears? Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair? Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare Get along! Don't make me come down there Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day? Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay? Can you even hear a word I say? Answer the phone! Get off the phone! Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table No more computer time tonight! Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home? Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight Eat the food I put upon your plate Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three Get a job, get a life, get a PHD Get a dose of, "I don't care who started it! You're grounded until you're 36" Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too? If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before That you're too old to act this way It must be your father's DNA Look at me when I am talking Stand up straighter when you walk A place for everything and everything must be in place Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about Oh! Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom Don't forget, I love you And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends You don't need the reason why Because, because, because, because I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!! Ta da!!!
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Singer/Actor, SAM HARRIS, recites CRANK THAT by Soulja Boy!
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Singer/Actor, SAM HARRIS, recites CRANK THAT by Soulja Boy!
WELCOME!
Enjoy the literary classics as read by Reverend Samuel Harris. In a world library of the greatest Authors, Mr. Harris chose a piece of lyric poetry that spoke to his heart. So, sit back, and take in the emotional adventure of the mind to follow.
FREE audio MP3 of this Crank That video: http://www.mediafire.com/?a3mc2cmzmdf (Sam's recital, not Soulja Boy's song)
These are the original lyrics before the many revisions you might have heard...
CRANK THAT (a.k.a. Crank Dat SupaMan) Song lyrics written by Soulja Boy Tellem As read by Actor and Singer, Sam Harris (a.k.a. white honky cracker) with Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber
Soulja Boy Off In This Ho Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll Watch Me Crank That Soulja Boy Then Super Man Dat Ho Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) Now Watch Me Yua! (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) Now Watch Me You! (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) Now Watch Me You! (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Soulja Boy Off In This Ho Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock Supa Man Dat Ho Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock Jocking On Them Haters Man When I Do Dat Soulja Boy I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat thing (Now Yua!) I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass And If We Get The Fightin' Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch You Catch Me At Yo Local Party Yes I Crank It Everyday Haterz Get Mad Cuz "I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"
I'm Bouncin On My Toe Watch Me Super Soak Dat Ho I'ma Pass It To Arab Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low) Haterz Wanna Be Me Soulja Boy, I'm The Man They Be Lookin At My Neck Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man) Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It) Dance (Dance) Let Get To It (Let Get To It) Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me Man That Shit Was Ugly
I'm too clean off in this ho Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that Roosevelt And super soak that Hoe supersoak that Ho super soak that Ho
I'm too fresh up in this bitch Watch me shuffle Watch me jig Watch me crank my shoulder work Supa man that bitch Super man that bitch Supaman dat bitch
Haterz Wanna Be Me Soulja Boy, I'm The Man They Be Lookin At My Neck Sayin It's The Rubberband Man (Man) Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It) Dance (Dance) Let Get To It (Let Get To It) Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me Ho, So Don't Do It Like Me Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me Man Dat Shit Was Ugly
Soulja Boy Off In This Ho Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy Then Super Man Dat Ho Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soldier Boy) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
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