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Name: Nick
Age: 26
I currently hold a Brown Belt in both Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Judo...I wrestled for four years in High School, have been practicing Combat Sombo for about a year, and Muay Thai for about eight.

My bikes:
2005 Honda CBR1000RR
2008 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-14
2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250R (technically my fiancee's, but I bought it, so there =P)

Bike that I want:
Suzuki Hayabusa
Harley Davidson Night Rod Special
Ducati 1098

Please note that I won't accept friend requests unless I already know you, or you send me a PM first. =)

I'm also engaged to the cutest cheerleader, ever. ;P

Interests and Hobbies: The Middle East, Islam, Pre-Islamic Middle Eastern culture, Medieval history, Ottoman Empire, MMA, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, collegiate wrestling, Judo, Sombo, boxing, Muay Thai
Music: Elton John, Pink Floyd, Nine Inch Nails, Placebo, Smashing Pumpkins, Van Der Graaf Generator, The Pixies, Tool, The Smiths, The Cure, Bauhaus, Radiohead, Ludacris, Jay-Z, Avenged Sevenfold, The Misfits, The Birthday Massacre
Books: James Randi's 'Flim-Flam! Psychics, ESP, Unicorns, and Other Delusions', 'No Holds Barred: Ultimate Fighting and the Martial Arts Revolution'
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BJ Penn enters a Judo competition as a White Belt.
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Impressive Flying Armbar during a Judo tournament.
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Channel Comments (25)
 
Ams11121 | May 20, 2008
good fight there
Soulsemmer | April 26, 2008
You hiked your rates up again! You whore.
Honkbag | April 26, 2008
This is true, but only THE Penis. As in, the one, true penis. The ONCE and FUTURE penis, if you will. Not just any penis.

Unless you have $20. Then all bets are off.
Soulsemmer | April 26, 2008
It's a well known fact that you, Mr. Doeur, are a fan of the penis.

We all you know wanna gobble some. Go ahead. DO IT.
Honkbag | April 26, 2008
"BJJ practitioners aren't that kind hearted". Plenty of BJJ practitioners will shake your hand and clap your shoulder after a match. Some won't. Some people are dicks, others aren't.

"You shouldn't say Hapkido sucks". But, it does. The majority of Hapkido schools (at least here in the US) train without aliveness, against compliant partners. That's a recipe for suckitude if ever there was one.

"It wasn't a set up, etc". Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. I personally lean towards "wasn't", but I'm not going to rule out the possibility that it was set up for propaganda purposes. The Gracies were trying to sell a product. Regardless of which is true, BJJ's record speaks for itself, and I don't think that it would effect BJJ's reputation either way, even if we could say 100% that it was a set up.

"You shouldn't say it was amusing, etc". Jesus Christ, it's a 30 year old Martial Art match, not the bombing of Hiroshima. Get the fuck over it.

Say "hi" to Sandy and Thida for me!
Honkbag | April 26, 2008
I was just going to delete the posts made by Warfighter, but they've been a large enough source of amusement for my fiancee and I that I'm going to dignify them with a response (albeit in brief and only concerning the issue of grappling not taking skill, etc, not so much the insanity about Mr. Sandy Doeur and how he kicks puppies and shot JFK).

"There's no skill involved in grappling". This statement is utterly stupid. There's a great deal of skill involved in grappling; as much or more than a striking system like Muay Thai or boxing. There's a hell of a lot of subtlety involved in grappling and a person who has never grappled before isn't going to be able to walk into a BJJ school and have the necessary skills the same day, or even the same year.

"Gracie resorted to brutish tactics and fruity primitive ground attacks". Homophobia and further accusations of lack of skill aside, it sure as fuck WORKED, didn't it?
Honkbag | April 26, 2008
I have to admit to being somewhat mystified by the posts made by "AdvancedWarfighterEX". I have no idea who Sandy Doeur is, nor do I have a brother named David. I also don't have even the slightest clue as to who Warfighter is.

My name is Nick, I don't have ANY siblings, I've never worked for "Stream", my fiancee's name is Cynthia, not "Thida", I've never even BEEN to Ontario and I've never attended college, much less attended a college in Ontario.

In short, this is sort of the internet equivalent of being accosted by a drunken transient who thinks that I'm the one who had an affair with his wife.
AdvancedWarfighterEX | April 25, 2008
Mr. Sandy Doeur, this video was not set up. If it was set up, it would be detrimental to the reputation of Gracie Jiu-Jitsu. If you set something up, it automatically discredits that of which you are trying to support. And the Gracies handpicked that gentleman of a Hapkido instructor? Why would an indomitable art need to resort to that? Shouldn't an art merely have to fight naturally without underhanded tactics so as to uphold their reputation as undefeatable? Unacceptable. You majored in philosophy at the University of Western Ontario; you should know better.
AdvancedWarfighterEX | April 25, 2008
In conclusion, Mr. David Doeur values friendship and kindness over frivolous and trivial things such as monetary material. When I was in dire need of consolation, he was there for me. You, Mr. Sandy Doeur, were not.
AdvancedWarfighterEX | April 25, 2008
Additionally, you spoke of your brother, Mr. David Doeur, as though he was the worst person in the world. You worked at Stream for a year and quit. And you most likely spoke of post-secondary education to him condescendingly. You sought financial gain. He didn't. And Mr. David Doeur has worked at stream since the summer of 2005. And he is not as mean-spirited like you. I cannot believe I have ever seen any good in you.