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Real AFI fans...
1. Real AFI fans know the name of every album and at least 5 songs from it
2.Real AFI fans know the names of all the original members and what they played
3. Real AFI fans know the real names of the current members.
4. Real AFI fans own at least one piece of AFI clothing and/or merchandise.
5. Real AFI fans don't assume AFI sold out because of their last album.
6. Real AFI fans know what Blaqk Audio is.
7. Real AFI fans know that Davey and Jade are NOT gay.
8. Real AFI fans have this on their page


Through your words,you have changed the lives of many people of many different ages. Dark and mysterious, you are often misunderstood. Yet your beauty will always shine through. You are truly special. You are Davey Havok. <3
Put this on your page if you have been inspired by Davey's writing.

Interviewer: Hey Jade, are the rest of the guys jealous that the entire 'Girl's Not Grey'video occurs in your crotch? Jade: Hey Dave, are you jealous that 'Girl's Not Grey' takes place in my crotch? Davey: No, because I'm going to take place in your crotch. Jade: You know, I never stopped to think that the majority of our video does indeed take place in my crotch. I must contemplate the significance of this.

Jade: We don't encourage our fans to send us dead things.
Davey: Or alive things.

"Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed, he would be fine and I would be embedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg." - Jade Puget

"God, remember Tab cola? It was so nasty, possibly the worst soft drink ever, even worse than Crystal Pepsi. I'll always think of Tab as the beverage of choice for child molesters because I knew this creepy old man who drank it and he must have been a child molester because all old people are child molesters." - Jade Puget

"I don't believe in dancing. I don't believe it exists." - Hunter Burgan

Interviewer: What is your favourite game?
Hunter: Hungry Hungry Hippos. These fuckers haven't eaten in a while, and now they're beyond hungry, they've reached the "hungry hungry" status. In order to ensure the survival of these colorful beasts, one must feed the famished hippopotamus the white plastic balls they desperately crave.

"Ninjas are TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos & flipping out & totally chopping people's heads off." - Jade Puget

Smith: What's Hunter looking at?
Hunter: I'm reading a magazine. I just learned how to read, so this is really exciting for me.
Davey: How's it going?
Hunter: The magazine?
Davey: Can you show me one of the words you've learned? Hunter: Uhh... (holds up magazine and points) "Dennis".

Interviewer: On the cover of Decemberunderground there are three rabbits. Do you like rabbits because they run so fast or because they have sex all the time?
Davey: Umm, it's because they're furry.
Hunter: I like them because they run so fast. They just run SO fast.
Davey: They do go very fast don't they?
Hunter: Yah.
Davey: Ok I'd like to change it to because they run so fast as well.

"A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing make-up, are you a fag?'
I then said 'Well, if I'm a fag for wearing make-up, you must be a dyke in blue jeans.'
I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was."
- Davey Havok

"Decemberunderground is a time and a place. It is where the cold can huddle together in darkness and isolation. It is a community of those detached and disillusioned who flee to love, like winter, in the recesses below the rest of the world." -Davey Havok