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Added: 3 months ago
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Original text from author:
"Once upon a time, there was the gnome kingdom of Gnomeregan
Original text from author:
"Once upon a time, there was the gnome kingdom of Gnomeregan.
Lots of gnomes lived there, some of them even vibrated.
One day in the year 1985, the gnome kingdom did a
company merger with Aperture Science.
In the same time, an instacast shadow nova spell was added to the warlock class.
In 1986, the development starts on GLaDOS (Generic Lifeform and Disk Operating System).
The Aperture Science Pirate Hats (tm)
are sold out almost immediately in every store.
In 1987, the most stupid fucking idea in the history of stupid fucking ideas takes place. GLaDOS is installed into a mechanostrider.
But.. some idiot had copied the entire discographies of Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance and Bullet For My Valentine on that 5.25" floppy disc.
As these bands and their music causes vomiting, diarrhea and irresistable desire
to cut oneself with dull plastic knives on a human being..
..well, you can guess what it does for a machine.
Rick Astley releases "Never Gonna Give You Up". The song becomes an instant success.
In 1989, the mechanostrider goes crazy and kills 99.98% of the Gnomeregan population. With laserbeams and radiation.
Swish, swoooshh - oh my!
How To Paladin IX wins 12 Oscars. They include the best movie, the best direction, the best male actor (Shepiwot), the best music and the best spinning scene.
In 2029, the remaining survivors of Gnomeregan are turned into mindless cyborg slaves. Some are forcefully mutated into MechaMurlocs.
Still confused? Read a bigger wall of text about the Portal game. (Contains spoilers, lol).
Music list
Akira Yamaoka - Fear Of The Dark
Victims of Science - The Device Has Been Modified
** MP3 download **
Alek Szahala - The Great Gianna Sisters Themes, Part 1
Textures and other custom stuff
MechaMurloc skins by Pinkhair
Aperture Science Pirate Hat + MechanoStrider by me
Handheld Portal Device by Unknown (originally from MMOwned)
Sites worth visiting!
My blog
FAQ about STUFF, liek how do I do my m00viez
My forums
Instructional BONUS VIDEO: How to install GLaDOS on a mechanostrider?
And if that's not enough, get your ass to IRC - more specfically to the #machinima channel on Quakenet.
YARR!"
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Added: 3 months ago
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For my second video, I decided to make a song about 2% milk since it is both delicious and
For my second video, I decided to make a song about 2% milk since it is both delicious and milk (neither term could be used to describe skim).
I hope you enjoy it. Let me know what you think!
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Added: 1 year ago
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The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottle
The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude.
Feel free to subscribe and/or check out the other videos! I'll go ahead and include the lyrics on here until I put them on the site.
Sittin' on the couch with the morning post
With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast
Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun
What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run
So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend
Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian.
How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies?
Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.
Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor
Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34
Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express
You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness
Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare
Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?"
A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son
A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk
Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh...
All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah
How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor
No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel
Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend
And I want them eggs poached like an elephant
Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?"
No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!
Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot
Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"
Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name
Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame
Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later
Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters
Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch
Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch
It just takes two bucks and I get what I need
Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
"Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it
But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?
If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should
It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good
Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend
Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again
Enter the store, first you holla, then you
Pick a couple items off the dollar menu
Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard
Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard.
A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce
Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit
Want a water? You can pay up there for spring
Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing
They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy"
Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy
Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant
It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant
People say it's bad, but I don't believe them
McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman
Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop!
Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!
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Added: 1 year ago
Views: 4,250,970
This may be obscure to many. This was originally going to be an entry for a video contest
This may be obscure to many. This was originally going to be an entry for a video contest, but then I started getting silly. I hope you enjoy the result.
Check out my other videos and/or feel free to subscribe! Also, check me out at:
www.goremy.com
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!
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Added: 1 year ago
Views: 1,205,183
This is the "Dick In A Box" side by side comparison. This video shows the original SNL vid
This is the "Dick In A Box" side by side comparison. This video shows the original SNL video next to our own. We tried to make it as close to the original as possible. These videos side by side show how our hard work paid off. Watch our other video to see the original. Our video first aired during FNL (Furry Night Live) at Further Confusion 2008. This video is also known as "Fur In A Box" or "Furry In A Box". The video features the characters Dynamite, Silver HuskyWolf, BobCat & The Queen of the Jungle designed and built by FurrHappens.com and MixedCandy.
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Added: 5 months ago
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