Various quotes from various people that I found interesting or funny

"If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance."

"If God doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you."

"Promise only what you can deliver. Then deliver more than you promise."

"I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am."

"It would indeed be a tragedy if the history of the human race proved to be nothing more than the story of an ape playing with a box of matches on a petrol dump."

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and there is a 100% mortality rate."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science,
the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny..."