for everyone that is impressed with ryan's 1050, here is a peek into the future. this is
for everyone that is impressed with ryan's 1050, here is a peek into the future. this is 1120 off a 1 board in the gym, this is hardcore stuff here!!!
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Yves Rossy, the first man to have the performances of an airplane (climb !) with only his
Yves Rossy, the first man to have the performances of an airplane (climb !) with only his body movements to steer: The Icare's dream reality !
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Chris W. Cox from the NRA 137th annual meeting. Exposes Mr Flip Flop himself (Obama: 'If T
Chris W. Cox from the NRA 137th annual meeting. Exposes Mr Flip Flop himself (Obama: 'If They Bring a Knife to the Fight, We Bring a Gun')
http://www.nraila.org/Legislation/Federal/Read.aspx?id=3991
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How to exercise your constitutional rights during encounters with police.
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An law school professor and former criminal defense attorney tells you why you should neve
An law school professor and former criminal defense attorney tells you why you should never agree to be interviewed by the police.
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watch this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9yUeeKYPE
Try this:
watch this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9yUeeKYPE
Try this:
"- Write 'find Chuck Norris' on Google
- Click on 'I'm feeling lucky'"
posted by: vinagretes
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These are the ones that keep repeating in the comments -- in case someone wants to post originals:
"Children go to bed in Superman pajamas, while Superman goes to bed in Chuck Norris pajamas."
"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."
"Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!"
"When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in just 3 moves"
"Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land."
"chuck norris doesn't need a watch he just decides what time it is"
"Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares at the book and the book gives him information."
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
"When Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back, it was just called the Islands."
"Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse."
"There is no such thing as evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."
"Chuck Norris is able to divide by zero"
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity ... Twice"
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his parents."
"When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, it is because he ran out of women."
"Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women, he potato sacks them."
"chuck norris ist hung like a horse, a horse is hung like chuck norris."
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And these are a few of the best new ones IMO -- with the name of the poster:
"Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris has the best poker face. He won the 1983 World Poker Tournament, using a hand containing a ticket stub, Monopoly money, a 2 of Clubs, a 5 of Hearts, and a Green #4 card from Uno.
Chuck Norris leaves messages BEFORE the beep." 2Fast4U0921
"Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it." pederabito
"when you search chuck norris on google and spell his name wrong, it doesn't say 'did you mean chuck norris', it says 'run while you have the chance.'" seel5
"geico saved 15% by switching to chuck norris" 08chize08
"Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds." connortimoti
"When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy." solitaryman098
"Chuck norris died 2 years ago but death fears to say it to him" janek585
"chuck norris's calendar jumps from March 31st to April 2nd....because nobody fools chuck Norris" s0nicb00m83
"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo" paulwallrivera
"Chuck Norris can beat rock with scissors." jusmart
"Chuck Norris has caught all Pokémon!"
unknownsoldier37
"chuck norris can get a woman pregnant over phone sex"
"Chuck Norris once broke into a convent and had sex with all the nuns. 9 month later, they gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in NFL history." schroemw
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From Saturday morning, January 19, 2008. Someone posing as Freeman calls in on open lines
From Saturday morning, January 19, 2008. Someone posing as Freeman calls in on open lines. George Noory is apparently oblivious.
NOTE: To eliminate any confusion, I was not the one to call in. God bless the person that did though.
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Retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking
Narration by: blind51de
http://www.fanfiction.net
Retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking
Narration by: blind51de
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Cons equences
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HAY DJY HOW DID I FOUND MUSICS:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HfpBzUERJOo
Look at that video, it shows you what music I put into the video and plus a download link to the entire soundtrack. Thank ophios for that :D
John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.
John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.
John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out.
John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.
to be continued..?
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This is a soundboard prank I did with the Agent Smith(Matrix Trilogy)soundboard.
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