Before you go any further, know that I "don't have an intellectual leg to stand on", I am "just a poser", and that i'm "extremely intelligent for a seventeen year old". When you watch my stuff, you may think to yourself: "what the fuck was he trying to say?" or that i'm a "close minded, argumentative prick" or "what a brilliant video!" or "maybe you should slap yourself for being a complete fucking moron". I am just "some smug douche" who is "brainwashed"- even still, I feel I "deserve more subs!" because "Despite the fact that [you] don't like [my] points, they're good" and "People like [me] are few and far between."

-Various quotes from video/channel comments and one PM, chopped up, but with the original sentiment preserved.