It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about th
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Yeah
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operation system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What? What? What? What? What?
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What??
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Now Playing in the YouTube Screening Room:
http://youtube.com/ytscreeningroom
Order a
Now Playing in the YouTube Screening Room:
http://youtube.com/ytscreeningroom
Order a DVD at www.hapanimation.com
After realizing that yellow sticky note "to do" lists were consuming his life, animation filmmaker Jeff Chiba Stearns decided to visually self-reflect on his filmmaking journey by animating on the same sticky notes that caused him to ignore major world events for the last nine years. Animation meditation is blended with image, text, and an original musical score by Genevieve Vincent through the creation of a classically animated experimental film that was drawn straight ahead with only a black ink pen on over 2300 yellow sticky notes.
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Thank you all for participating, I couldn't have done without you believing.
Song: Love
Thank you all for participating, I couldn't have done without you believing.
Song: Love Stoned/I think She Know uniquely remixed by Justin Timberlake
Keep video responding with your beliefs!
Link to all the video responses, 80 in total and still rising:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVeIyidJ_QA
Random order:
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The highly anticipated official music video of Kung Fu Fighting is here courtesy of Univer
The highly anticipated official music video of Kung Fu Fighting is here courtesy of Universal Records and United International Pictures, in cooperation with MCA Music, for the theme song of Kung Fu Panda!! This rockin' video is put together by an amazing production....
Directors: Marie Jamora and Enzo Valdez
Director of Photography: Lyle Sacris
Assistant Director: Harold Soon
Production Designer: Lena Cobangbang
Stylist: Sharon See
Assistant Stylist: Vicky Velasco
Production Manager: Lai Crisostomo
Production Assistant: Paolo Apagalang
Editor: Mc Quito
Animators: Paolo Apagalang, Robby Brillantes,
Edzon Rapisora, Mc Quito and Enzo Valdez
Compositors: Mc Quito and Enzo Valdez
Sound Editor: Edzon Rapisora
(c/o Direk Enzo)
So what are you waiting for? Let the Panda-monium begin! Also, don't forget to grab a copy of the Asian release of the Official Soundtrack Album of Kung Fu Panda, which includes Sam's cut of Kung Fu Fighting! Bi Rain is also in the Asian soundtrack. Cee-lo Green sings for the US soundtrack.
KUNG FU PANDA
Now Showing!!!
All theaters nationwide
Philippines
*****
KUNG FU FIGHTING
By: Sam Concepcion
Chorus:
Coz everybody is Kung Fu Fighting
Your mind becomes fast as lightning
Although the future is a little bit frightening
It's the book of your life that you're writing
I
You're a diamond in the rough
A brilliant ball of clay
You could be a work of art
If you just go all the way
Now what would it take to break
I believe that you can bend
Not only do you have to fight
But you have got to win
(Chorus)
Oooooouuhhh
II
You are a natural
Why is it so hard to see
Maybe it's just because
You keep on looking at me
The journey's a lonely one
So much more than we know
But sometimes you've got to go
Go on and be your own hero
(Chorus)
(Repeat verse I)
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Watch our brand new LIVE-ACTION music video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAHIZB93WQk
Watch our brand new LIVE-ACTION music video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAHIZB93WQk
Official music video for "Weird Al" Yankovic's epic 11-minute long parody of R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet" - from his latest album "Straight Outta Lynwood." Video animated and directed by Doug Bresler.
Video now available on iTunes!
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=TVTCDYcbDE4&offe rid=78941&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F% 252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%2 52FviewVideo%253Fid%253D252143180%2526s%253D143441%2526partn erId%253D30
Watch all of our shorts at
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