You can't afford that.

What about my ass? You believe in it don't you? Although you've never seen it. Right? Well guess what?...I don't have an ass!

You thought you'd be able to masturbate didn't you? You had your hand on your dick when you decided to open the link. Whack job says what?

It requires commitment. Door's open...

Exactly. It's not just an aberration looped into the regularity of the natural pattern. It's the woof and weave itself. Or rather, it's an instance when we are able to glimpse the underlying design of the illusory carpeting we already tread.