Lala Garuda

Yo, brothers and sisters! My name is Lala, I am a soothsayer, sorcerer, clairvoyant, witch, master of the amber star, magician, the only representative of the diamond race on earth, web designer, C ++ programmer, 5th grade welder, pastry chef, car mechanic-driver, machinist UDS-114, a fabulous dumbass and just a fucking dude!