Mr Walton

Having retired early from a long career as a pioneering odd-sock-relocation consultant, amateur noise maker, Mr Walton, now spends most of his time organising tins of soup in the pantry of his Lancashire home, but, from time-to-time, he uploads a video to YouTube, often of a musical or educational nature; this channel is the product of such uploadery.

Mr Walton's motto is, "Where did I put my glasses?" He usually has a thing or two to say, a half-hearted beard and a bit of something in his teeth that he hasn't noticed.

Despite his cringy silliness, he takes just a few things very seriously: Catholicism, family and home. Watch out, though, he's one of those weird traddy Catholics who actually believes things.