Hockeytree

Sup, you're here so just smash that subscribe button. Noone will know. It'll be a secret between us. 

That feels good, wow. Thank you.

If you're still reading, that's fine. I still wont tell anyone. I wont even tell my mom, and she calls me every single day without fail, I literally ran out of things to say on those calls like 10 years ago, and she would really love to hear about how her special boy has a new subscriber. 

I can hear it being said way too loudly through the phone right now "Oh, that's wonderful! My son! An internet celebrity! I always knew you were going to be able to make BIG BUCKS through that Youtube Monetization! I'm going to tell Pat across the street! OH AND HAVE  YOU TOLD YOUR BROTHER YET? NO?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! IM GOING TO CALL HIM AND TELL HIM RIGHT NOW! ok gotta go love you sweetie! Bye!" 

She would then fumble with her phone and not actually hang up for a few minutes, while the sound of some Iphone game gets played at a absolutely deafening volume.