Age: 20 (as of June 14th, 2008)

(\__/) Say Hi to Jonas Bunny. Copy Jonas
(+'.'+)Bunny and put him on your channel so
(")_(")he can gain world domination!hehehe!

Favorite JB quotes:

"Hello, I'm Enrique Iglesias."~Joe

Word association:

Reporter *to Nick* "Nick."
Nick: "Joe."

"I'm gunnuh keel yoo with mah gun then put you in the trunk of mah car and drive yoo to the desert..."~Joe

"My name's Mufasa. I'm the King of the land. I come smack ya wit the back a my hand."~Kevin

Joe: *getting out from the compartment under the bus*
Nick: *pushes Joe back in*
Joe: Wait, why am I...
Nick: It's not time yet.

Joe: "He did it once, and like...he's good at it...I mean, I can do my own hair..."
Kevin: *slightly interrupts Joe* No, you can't.

Kevin: "Wait, wait, hang on a second...first they were plain pancakes, now they're chocolate chip...I mean, I don't...Where are you going with this, man?"
Joe: "Kevin, please."
Kevin: "Sorry, I'm done...tell your story..."
Joe: "Kevin, go play with your...things, over there...your amps, or whatever."


Kevin: Blank percent of the earth is covered in water...

Joe: 75%

*buzzer and correct answer*

Joe: 70! I was 5 off!

Kevin: So like, 5% of the population just died. Alright...it's cool.


Joe: "EAT MARSHMALLOW, FRO BRO!"

Nick: "CHEW ON THIS, SUCKA!"

Kevin: "PUT THIS IN YOUR COCOA!"


Jason: "Oh, and can you make me a bird house or something?"


Shane: "One word. Payback."

Jason: "That's two words."


*In the Green Room*

Nick: *about Joe's 'dog'* "That's the most horrible thing I've seen in my life."


Living The Dream: Episode 5

Joe: "Until then, Kevin's stuck being my chauffer."

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Hello, Beautiful.
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In the Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down, I'm Still In Love With You. I don't want to be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S.s hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh, Kevin! Please Be Mine," but we can always take One Day At A Time. You make me feel like I can't Take A Breath because of love's Kung Fu Grip. I can't even Play My Music because I'm Burning Up for you. I wish I could be your "Girl Of My Dreams," I truly do. Please Don't Take My Heart And Put It On A Shelf. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight And Goodbye!

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Kevin: Chip n' Dale Rescue Adventures. Are you kidding me? That is the best show of all time.
Nick: You look like a Chip N' Dale
Joe: Yeah you are like a Chip N' Dale
Kevin: Chip N' Dale Dancer, yes.
Nick: No the other one, the little uh...squirrels
Kevin: Chipmunk?....Thanks guys now people will be bringing signs with a chipmunk body and my head
Nick: Do It!
Kevin: No Don't Do it *laughs*