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Joined: May 08, 2006

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I just wanna thank all you people giving me so much great feedback and messages! You really keep me alive, seriously!! THANK YOU, and sorry if I don't reply everybody, ok?

Eller som min venn Trygve engang sa:
"På Sunnmøre, der sier dem: -Ej he pikk!,
mens i Bergen, her sier vi: -Eg har kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!!!"

Nei, jeg er ikke fra Bergen, men syntes det var så pent sagt..

Name: Lasse
Age: 24

Hello hello hello.. I can't write anything here because it gets cut for some abnormal reason.. So my description and everything is under interests and hobbies...

City: Bergen
Hometown: Larvik
Country: Norway

Occupation: Bum
Interests and Hobbies: ____________________________________________ I want to be a pirate! No, I've been studying animation in Norway and want to make, yes, animation films. I was supposed to say so long suckers to Norway and sail off to the Caribbean with my friends, but now I'm the sucker, and I'm gonna stay here to make more stuff.. ____________________________________________ BTW, if any of you want to listen to some of my music, you can download it from here (It's all in norwegian, I'm sorry): www.nrk.no/urort/artist/lassegg (Last ned = Download --Lytt = Listen to) ____________________________________________ And for all people curious of what software I used for the videos: For the cartoons I drew the animations by hand, scanned them and colored them in Adobe Photoshop. Everything is edited it together in Adobe Premiere. For the live action videos I used Photoshop for the weird effects (editing frame by frame) and Premiere for videoediting. I use FL Studio to make music.. I also write more on how I made the different videos in their descriptions. ____________________________________________ TO ALL ADVERTISEMENT COMPANIES: Before contacting me about using my work in advertisement or wanting me to work for you please read this first: (I'm NOT saying the following about music videos! Well, it depends..) A long time ago I promised myself never to do commercials. That's because I don't think it's right to push (usually unneccesary) products on fellow human beings, and I'm not very fond of advertisement because it's annoying and nothing more than annoying, and in my eyes an evil way of marketing. I also consider myself a true artist, with a conscience and a soul, and I would not feel good at all if I used my (so called) talents to promote a commercial product. I know I might get a lot of money from it, but I would feel awful if I made money in such a dishonest and cynical way. In fact, I see no difference in doing a commercial than sucking an old, fat, rich white guy in a suit's little dick and getting paid for it. That would actually be a more honorful way of making money. I will much rather starve to death than being a part of your huge corporate marketing empire, scouting the world for things you can claim ownership over so that you can make more dirty money, lowering the quality of entertainment, society and life in general for the rest of us. So if you ask me to do a commerical, you're offending me, and if you, like some companies have already done, the egoistic human filth and shit they are, use my ideas without my permission, and make money on it, I sincerely hope that you all get heart attacks on Christmas Eve and slowly and painfully die in front of your crying families, while everything is being filmed and put on youtube, so that we can feel better and safer in this world. Ahem, ok, sorry kids, I am one of Bill Hicks goat-children. 'More father, moooore..' ____________________________________________ Moving right along.. MY INTERESTS, tjohei: Making videos and music, hence staring into my computer screen hour after hour until my head aches. I'm a nerd and proud of it. Nerds are making this world go round. I also enjoy alcohol, enjoying it way beyond shitfaced. I have nothing agaist drugs, only the stupid people misusing it, and I believe psychedelics made monkeys into humans. I like watching all kinds of movies and playing all kinds of video games. I like a lot of stuff really. Like flowers and trees and little fluffy animals. I'm also fascinated by ghost stories and paranormal stuff, and, of course, conspiracy theories. Sorry, I can't help it. Maybe I've been watching too much X-files.. But really, Building 7 is a bit weird, isn't it..? I enjoy thinking about life and trying to figure out what the hell this is all about, although it seems like for every answer I find, 20 new questions arise. Philosophizing usually makes me depressed, since I usually come to the conclusion that there's nothing magic about life. I'm only a combination of cells. I'm only a furless primate with a big brain. I sometimes feel that I landed on the wrong planet, by watching other people and all the unreasonable things they so often do. But I sometimes, especially when I'm making stuff and being creative, forget about all this and just enjoy life as it is. I believe that's the meaning of life; not thinking about the meaning of life! And there are some magical aspects about life in which it's hard to scientifically explain: For instance music! Isn't it weird that if I play three keys on a piano, it will sound sad, but if I change one tone, the tune is happy? If you have a theory on this, please let me know. Anyway, when a day is over, and the sky is clear, shining with stars, and the forest animals have all gone to sleep, I just like to sit down in a good chair, with a glass of milk, and maybe a chocolate cookie, and just really hate religion. PEACE!
Movies and Shows: Ca chronologically: Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, South Park, Shawshank Redemption, Twelve Monkeys, 6st Sense, I Robot, Groundhog Day, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 2001: A Space Odyssey, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Empire of the Sun, The Great Dictator, Shaun of the Dead, Cast Away, Ghostbusters, Die Hard, Braindead, Star Wars, Man on the Moon, American Beauty, Kung Pow, Festen, The Blair Witch Project, so forth.. I really love watching documentaries, especially the ones that brings up philosophical questions, social issues and conspiracy teories. I love the comedy of Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Doug Stanhope, Henry Rollins, David Cross, Andy Kaufman, Monty Python, Gutta bak Team Antonsen mm., My favourite TV shows are: South Park, Simpsons, Red Dwarf, Curb your Enthusiasm, Drawn Together, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Futurama, Jackass, yeah.. Other things i like: Old School Cartoons like Tex Avery's and Chuck Jones' work, OLD Disney-shorts (the ones made long before Eisner ruined Walt's surname), Tom and Jerry, Jan Svankmajer, Don Hertzfeldt. Music videos rule(d), especially Spike Jonze and Michel Gondry's ones. I'm also a huge fan of Terence McKenna and all his psychedelic friends. ____________________________________________
Music: Well, I listen to anything made the last 300 years, but my favourite genre is electronica, where my favourites are: Fatboy Slim, Chemical Brothers, Prodigy, and they have been so since highschool :) Other than those, my favourite musicians are, alphabetically: Air, Amon Tobin, Avalanches, Basement Jaxx, Beastie Boys, Beck, Björk, Blondie, Blur, Boards of Canada, Bob Marley, Bonobo, the Clash, Crystal Method, Cypress Hill, David Bowie, Death in Vegas, deLillos, the Doors, Dr. Dre, DVDA, Grieg, Eels, Eminem, E-Z Rollers, Fingathing, Frank Sinatra, Gartnerlosjen, Gatas Parlament, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Grandmaster Flash, Groove Armada, Hayseed Dixie, Iggy Pop, Insane Clown Posse, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, John Digweed, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Klovner i Kamp, the Kinks, Kraftwerk, Kaada, Lemon Jelly, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, Madness, Massive Attack, Michael Jackson, Moby, the Monkees, Monty Python, Muse, Nirvana, NWA, Ole Paus, Overseer, Pink Floyd, Queen, Quincy Jones, R.E.M., Rage Against The Machine, Ralph Myerz, Rammstein, Ravi, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Shamen, Side Brok, Simon and Garfunkel, Slick Rick, the Specials, Stereo Total, the Streets, Supertramp, t.A.T.u, Tchaikovsky, Thorbjørn Egner, Tim Deluxe, Timbuktu, Tre Små Kinesere, Turboneger, U2, Ugress, Utah Saints, Weird Al Yankovic, the Who, Wu-Tang Clan, Wyclef Jean, Øystein Sunde. The Beatles was a boyband. ____________________________________________
Books: Sorry. I'm more or less a non-reader and feel awful about it.. I like tittie.

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[TRANSLATED] Roshambo - Lasse Gjertsen [TRANSLATED] Roshambo - Lasse Gjertsen Here's a short cartoon I made in a couple of weeks. It's completely hand drawn and colored (more) (less) Added: 4 weeks ago Views: 54,033 01:00 [TRANSLATED] Faen! [TRANSLATED] Faen! So many youtubers have asked me about this word; FAEN! Therefore I made this educational (more) (less) Added: 5 months ago Views: 453,684 02:20 [TRANSLATED] Rødmaling - Lasse Gjertsen [TRANSLATED] Rødmaling - Lasse Gjertsen This is a cute little film I made in 2003, one of my first cartoons! It's also in norwegia (more) (less) Added: 1 year ago Views: 1,757,303 01:13
[TRANSLATED] Amateur - Lasse Gjertsen [TRANSLATED] Amateur - Lasse Gjertsen I've taken my hyperactive editing style a step further! Hope you'll enjoy it! If you wa (more) (less) Added: 1 year ago Views: 8,901,439 03:12 [TRANSLATED] Hva faen, Speil? - Lasse Gjertsen [TRANSLATED] Hva faen, Speil? - Lasse Gjertsen Ever had this feeling before? No? Something wrong with me?! Oh yes, it's in norwegian. I'm (more) (less) Added: 1 year ago Views: 1,476,602 01:02 [TRANSLATED] Commercial (Norwegian) - Lasse G... [TRANSLATED] Commercial (Norwegian) - Lasse Gjertsen Not for people under 2,7 years old.. I know some people will get offended by this one, but (more) (less) Added: 2 years ago Views: 1,301,593 00:40
[TRANSLATED] New 9/11 Footage clearly showing... [TRANSLATED] New 9/11 Footage clearly showing fake planes! Watch it and face the truth! New footage from 9/11 Hahahaha hahaha hahahahaa! (more) (less) Added: 2 months ago Views: 138,480 02:09 [TRANSLATED] Jeg går en Tur - A self portrait... [TRANSLATED] Jeg går en Tur - A self portrait by Lasse Gjertsen OK, this video is very ego, sorry about that! My dad suggested to upload it, and I though, (more) (less) Added: 1 year ago Views: 846,171 03:14 [TRANSLATED] The Businessman - Lasse Gjertsen [TRANSLATED] The Businessman - Lasse Gjertsen Kind of similar to the Machine Man film.. I don't know, but I obviously enjoy watching peo (more) (less) Added: 2 years ago Views: 124,257 02:09
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[TRANSLATED] Chaplin's Message is still valid! [TRANSLATED] Chaplin's Message is still valid! My Apoligies to Lasse for using his song, "Chaplin Snakker", which is a wonderful song. T (more) (less) Added: 5 months ago From:duffy23 Views: 6,268 02:47 [TRANSLATED] Brannmann Sam - Trygve og Lasse dub [TRANSLATED] Brannmann Sam - Trygve og Lasse dub En liten dubbis Lasse Gjertsen og Trygve Knudsen gjorde dagen derpå da de hadde lite å fin (more) (less) Added: 3 months ago From:kolonparantes Views: 69,890 08:25 [TRANSLATED] deLillos - Min beibi dro av sted... [TRANSLATED] deLillos - Min beibi dro av sted Drum&Bass fusjon (Kun lyd) Jeg (Lasse) satt og hørte på deLillos (et av mine favorittband forresten) og tenkte det ku (more) (less) Added: 3 months ago From:kolonparantes Views: 3,114 03:30
[TRANSLATED] Todd Bridges Vs Vanilla Ice [TRANSLATED] Todd Bridges Vs Vanilla Ice Todd Bridges (Willis from Diff'rent strokes) and Vanilla Ice go toe to toe in a celebrity (more) (less) Added: 11 months ago From:Schizomanicman Views: 80,607 10:33 [TRANSLATED] Angry German Kid - Hitler Speech [TRANSLATED] Angry German Kid - Hitler Speech A little remix of that angry german kid video. WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY DO THIS BEFORE? Added: 3 months ago From:kolonparantes Views: 14,555 01:27 [TRANSLATED] Very Scared Kid [TRANSLATED] Very Scared Kid a kid getting scared Added: 2 years ago From:silentjudgement Views: 1,492,089 00:55
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	jackslover101 \| July 25, 2008 тћіѕ іѕпт ƒаκє арраяєптℓч іƒ υ сорч раѕтє тћіѕ то тєп рєорℓє іп тћє тћє ηєχт тєп міпυтєѕ чоυ шіℓℓ ћаνє тћє вєѕт đач оƒ чоυя ℓіƒє томояяош чоυ шіℓℓ єітћєя gєт а κіѕѕ оя вє аѕκєđ оυт вυт іƒ чоυ вяєаκ тћіѕ сћаіп υ шіℓℓ ѕєє а ℓіттℓє đєаđ gіяℓ іп чоυя яоом топіgћт
	kankanlovers3 \| July 25, 2008 do you like disturbing video? if you like i can send you some so you can watch it
	slipmotiongurlda \| July 25, 2008 <--- LITTLE BITE HERE! . . .
	MarcusAlexis \| July 25, 2008 Hey Lasse! Nice vids! How messed up can a persons life get in 36 hours? Find out on my channel.. (it's worth it) - Marcus :)
	PKMNwacko \| July 24, 2008 Hej Lasse! Jeg er ikke fra Norge men Danmark. Jeg har kun set få af dine videoer men de er rigtig seje! tag dig ikke af mit navn jeg HADER pokemon men mine venner gav mig ideen og jeg tog imod den. P.S. jeg håber du kan forståp hvad jeg skriver P.P.S. Du styrer !!!
	onendonlylucy \| July 24, 2008 your awesome, can i please marry you? haha
	1MrGriffin1 \| July 24, 2008 Kuult er du fra Larvik? :P Fy Faen
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	thebestguyever91 \| July 24, 2008 awesome videos
	ThaGamex \| July 23, 2008 Yo allesamen vis i vil gerne høre gode hip hop rnb sange , så kan i lige check min channel der er mange gode sange vis i kan lige dem , bare tryck på subscribe øverst til venstre vor der står subscribe, hihihi:D
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	jackslover101 \| July 25, 2008 тћіѕ іѕпт ƒаκє арраяєптℓч іƒ υ сорч раѕтє тћіѕ то тєп рєорℓє іп тћє тћє ηєχт тєп міпυтєѕ чоυ шіℓℓ ћаνє тћє вєѕт đач оƒ чоυя ℓіƒє томояяош чоυ шіℓℓ єітћєя gєт а κіѕѕ оя вє аѕκєđ оυт вυт іƒ чоυ вяєаκ тћіѕ сћаіп υ шіℓℓ ѕєє а ℓіттℓє đєаđ gіяℓ іп чоυя яоом топіgћт
	kankanlovers3 \| July 25, 2008 do you like disturbing video? if you like i can send you some so you can watch it
	slipmotiongurlda \| July 25, 2008 <--- LITTLE BITE HERE! . . .
	MarcusAlexis \| July 25, 2008 Hey Lasse! Nice vids! How messed up can a persons life get in 36 hours? Find out on my channel.. (it's worth it) - Marcus :)
	PKMNwacko \| July 24, 2008 Hej Lasse! Jeg er ikke fra Norge men Danmark. Jeg har kun set få af dine videoer men de er rigtig seje! tag dig ikke af mit navn jeg HADER pokemon men mine venner gav mig ideen og jeg tog imod den. P.S. jeg håber du kan forståp hvad jeg skriver P.P.S. Du styrer !!!
	onendonlylucy \| July 24, 2008 your awesome, can i please marry you? haha
	1MrGriffin1 \| July 24, 2008 Kuult er du fra Larvik? :P Fy Faen
	casey1191 \| July 24, 2008 sub 4 sub!!!
	thebestguyever91 \| July 24, 2008 awesome videos
	ThaGamex \| July 23, 2008 Yo allesamen vis i vil gerne høre gode hip hop rnb sange , så kan i lige check min channel der er mange gode sange vis i kan lige dem , bare tryck på subscribe øverst til venstre vor der står subscribe, hihihi:D
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