what's a private??

'How long did you and your mother have to sit and think about that one?'

Not at all, though I'm surprised to hear that. Now, I have a question of my own: have you seen any girl's privates, other than your mom's?

Oh yea! Well my imaginary friends can kick your friends butt! Take that one sucka! No come backs for that one. I'm too quick for ya!

Man, I put an "m" where it didn't belong. Now I looklike an idiot. Shoot...

i was waiting for you to point out i accidentalym pressed "p" twice.Way to go. That was an awesome come back. How long did you and your mother have to sit and think about that one?

Keep your imaginary friends away. Jesus mows my grass.

Don't worry, virgin, you have friends - too bad they're all imaginary.

Unlike the fact that the only woman you have seen naked is your mother, and the fact that you are so desperate for sex that you'd do it with a guy.

ooooh! Nice one! Man you are awesome! I wish i were more like you so i could have friends.

Virgin,

You say that I should say something that bothers you, because so far, it has been like cat vomit. Does that mean that 'cat vomit' doesn't bother you?

And as I have stated before, there is no need for me to make you look stupid - you already are. And inertia will make it apparent, if you know what that is.

Look, If you realy wanna hurt me or make me look stupid, do something other than call me virgin, or point out my spelling mistakes.
Say something that actually bothers me, because your attempts so far remind me of cat vommet. Oh wait, does vommet have only one "m"?
There ya go! Another chance to attack! Go for it while you still have the chance of making me look like a total retard.