Eat more pies! Drink more water! Do drugs and alcohol in moderation! Always eat cheese before you go to bed! Learn to take responsibility for your actions, rather than be made responsible! Start respecting the world and the people around you! Think! There's always someone with a camera somewhere, to capture the good things as well as the bad...
We need more animals entertaining us in the park, we don't need beasts spoiling it with their pathetic behaviour! You'll see it here, the good as well as the bad - it all depends on the weather, which in this Little Britain, this Sceptic isle, this Grey Unpleasant Land can be as random as the televisual media-influenced fascion of the yoof of today (since when did the right brand of shoes become an indication of a person's worth?)
YES! yet another rant site. Save the Planet from alcoholism and assholism - Bring Back the Stocks!