Rap battle between PM John Howard and Opp Leader Kevin Rudd.
Created and performed by
Rap battle between PM John Howard and Opp Leader Kevin Rudd.
Created and performed by Sydney-based comedic band Axis of Awesome:
www.axisofawesome.net
LYRICS (unofficial):
Howard:
My fellow Australians, I got something to say,
Im the man for the job, come election day.
I'll hit Rudd for six, I got all the tricks,
I'm the primest minister in Aussie politics.
I've been here since '96, and im doing swell,
I take care of the young, and the old as well,
From the city to the surf, to the R.S.L.
What up my Diggers?
GARRETT:
Opposition in the House of Representatives.
(Represent)
RUDD:
Now make way for me, I'm the R-U-double-D,
I'm the flyest mother-rudder that you ever did see.
I listen to your voices, you making all them noises,
You say you didn't like it, so I'm rolling back Work Choices.
(Is it power you'll seize?)
I'll crush Howard with ease.
Now sit back, relax, while i speak Chinese.
(Mr Rudd), Call me Kevin, 'cause i'll rock you in'07,
If we fizzle, take a snizzle, I'll be back in '011.
I'm manna sent from Heaven for the ALP,
Howard, you're a coward, I'm the R-U-double-D.
1 on 1:
H: Aww, Mr Rudd, you're a dud!
R: Ladies say that i'm a stud!
H: They were paid to say that bud!
R: Well, you look like Elmer Fudd or Mr Sheen.
(That's MEAN, I work hard to keep floors clean!)
RAY MARTIN:
This battle's jus startin',
I'm Ray Martin.
Let's see who's got the policies,
to be the next.... Edmund Barton?
Im Ray Martin.
HOWARD:
Im the battler from Bennelong,
The PM you depend upon.
I'll keep your mortgage down,
(R:If you're marginal he'll spend a bomb.)
It isn't wrong to think I give a damn about the nation
I'm here to do a job.
(R: Did i mention i speak Asian?)
A one trick wonder, Kevin-bloody-Rudd.
You're wife screwed all her workers,
Now you're name in Canberra's "Mudd".
RUDD:
Im an old-skool player, newest of the new.
If Latham couldn't hack it, I'll see the party through.
HOWARD:
Hell, ill get this party started with a comeback that's cathartic.
RM:(Its been years, but it appears,
Labor's winning, Im ray Martin.)
RUDD:
Im a contender, always coming from the back.
You're a pretender, now it's time, to pack.
Get out of Kiribilli.
It was cute but now it's silly.
I'm about to set up shop,
With Garrett, Swan and Gilly.
HOWARD:
Right...okay...
Peter you want to take over!?
COSTELLO:
Howard's gone, now im your fellow.
Prepare for a regime that's quite mellow.
I wear ties that are coloured yellow.
That's 'cause im Peter Costello -ello -ello -ay -ay -ay,
I'm Peter Costello -ello -ello -ay -ay -ay.
Yeah, Peter Costello........
.....budget surplus..... yeah my yellow tie.....
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Johnny Cash hurt video.
Yes Trent Reznor wrote the original.
Yes its a cover song. But
Johnny Cash hurt video.
Yes Trent Reznor wrote the original.
Yes its a cover song. But J.R. made it his own. Both songs are equal in their own respect.
No spamming
No Arguing
Keep comments only about the video.
I will ban/block/remove all spam/hate comments.
And yes I disable embedding for a reason.
Why? I don't want this video posted on other websites saying its their own. I took the time to capture this, edit it down, encode, and upload.
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NEW music video for The Tongue's 'The Punch'
Directed
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NEW music video for The Tongue's 'The Punch'
Directed by Luke Mazzaferro
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Spoof of the Where The Bloody Hell Are You? Campaign for Australian Tourism.This is what h
Spoof of the Where The Bloody Hell Are You? Campaign for Australian Tourism.This is what happens when there's a slow week in our office.
If you're after a TVC/Corporate Video/Coporate Audio&video Poscasting check us out http://www.downwindmedia.com
Media Enquiries: Dan Ilic, Downwind Media
fanmail[at]downwindmedia.com
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Where The F***ing Hell Are You NEWS:
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WE MADE IT TO WIKKI:
some enterprising person found this important enough to pop on Wikki.. good on em!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_where_the_bloody_hell_are_yo u%3F
DDoS ATTACK ON DOWNWINDMEDIA.COM
Security team detected heavy DDoS attack, directed against website downwindmedia.com and firewalled host temporarily.
E-MAIL COMMENT:
Mark, Sydney.
Your work makes me prouder to be australian than the tourism propaganda. satire at its best.
TOURISM AUSTRALIA: NO SENSE OF HUMOR
http://crikey.com.au/
It's OK to joke about Australia. But whatever you do, don't try and joke about TA's latest campaign
TOURISM SPOOF NOT BLOODY FUNNY
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/tourism-spoof-not-bloody -funny/2006/03/27/1143330976912.html
A comedy writer has been forced to take down an online spoof of the controversial "where the bloody hell are you" TV ad after legal threats.
OPEN LETTER TO TOURISM AUSTRLIA
http://www.adnews.com.au/
I checked out the spoof ad at Downwind Media's website (you know the link), along with 35,000 others in the first 48 hours apparently, and had a laugh. Didn't think much of it though, just a bit of fun. But your reaction set me thinking. Is irreverence really such an Australian trait when you tourism blokes were so heavy-handed? Can you really be such a fun-loving bunch with a great sense of irony (not like those Americans, eh) when you can't even take a joke?
NEW VERSIONS OF "BLOODY" SPOOF ONLINE:
http://www.downwindmedia.com
Due to legal pressure from Tourism Australia, new versions of the "Where The Bloody Hell Are You?" Spoof are now avaliable from Downwind.Media's website. There are four new versions each has a variation of the musical score, one is a special remix by ARIA nominated producer Fatt Dex feat. the Crazy Bunyip.
TELL THE KIDZ
http://www.tellthekidz.com/
Yet another classic peice from the ever fresh media group.. DOWNWIND MEDIA
OVERSEAS REACTIONS (Thanks A.J., Sydney):
ERIK: (swedish) - Cool commercial. Really funny. Less funny TA lawyers. Thought the guys on the beach looked quite skinny so I'm up for it...
BERENICE: (French) -SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. wanna come wanna come! when is the next flight! more seriously, ur friends are really good. really. i really have to come now. if its not fot the beaches the wildness and so on its for them (AND FOR U of course!)
HELENE: (swedish) - Hej! VERY good!! Enjoyed both the original and the spoof..! Not many nations would use that tagline but Australia does pull it off.. Brilliant! Please tell your friend!
TOURIST BOARD SLAMS FILMMAKER'S BLOODY CHEEK
(Daily Telegraph 26/03/06)
"The trouble is this spoof is that it's just not very funny" Tourism Australia managing director Scott Morrison said. "Through out the campaign we've maintained a healthy sense of humor"
ZEMBLA
http://zembla.cementhorizon...
More aussie comedy and legal issues:
Yes, my rascal friend down under has gotten in trouble again. This time, it's not the Muslims who are up in arms, but a company called Travel Australia.
Travel Australia claims that the music in the parody rips off the music in the original ad campaign. They're not actually alleging plagiarism, or maybe they sort of are, but essentially the claim seems to be, "The music from your parody of our ad campaign mocks our original music too effectively. Please cease and desist."
WHERE THE F******* HELL ARE YOU?
AdNews.com.au
http://www.adnews.com.au/pr...
SYDNEY: It had to happen. Tourism Australia's successful spin on problems getting its "Bloody" ad through advertising gatekeepers overseas has helped spawn a spoof version.
BLOODY HELL MATE
Gordon MacMillan// BRANDREPUBLIC.co.uk
http://gordonsrepublic.blog...
Created by Australian new media outfit Downwind.Media, it lampoons the beautiful beaches and girls in bikinis seen in the M&C Saatchi ad.
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A take-off on the recent "____ takes a picture of ___self for __years" trend. But instead
A take-off on the recent "____ takes a picture of ___self for __years" trend. But instead of making the easy joke, we actually did it. Visit OldeEnglish.org for more videos.
Music composed and performed by Jesse Novak -- http://jessenovak.com/
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