-----///\\-----Please
----///-\\\----Put This
---|||---|||---On Your
---|||---|||---Profile If
---|||---|||---You do not care at
----\\\-///----all about Nick Jonas
-----\\///-----with his fight
------///\-----against diabetes
-----///\\\----and should stop drinking
----///--\\\--the milk his brothers feed him

J is for joke, which these "musicians" surely are
O is for obscenely overrated, which these clowns are
N is for nonexistent, which describes their talent
A is for awful, which is what their music surely is
S is for their sexuality, which is not what it should be
~Dylan

M is for man, which best describes her looks
I is for incomprehensible, which describes my feelings on how anyone can think she has any form of talent anywhere in her body
L is for lesbian, which is what she looks like in many pictures of her and her little lady friends
E is for excruciating, which describes the pain her singing brings to my ears
Y is for young children, which, along with the stupidly tone deaf, likes her music. For anybody with any comprehension of real music knows is not what she creates.
~Dylan

M is music, a business in which Ms.Cyrus does not belong.
I is for idiot, which any Miley fan surely is.
L is Lip sync, which is a subject Miley is all too knowledgeable about.
E is for the endless amount of music illiterate fans which Miley has brain washed.
Y is for you, whom i hope can finally grasp the reasons why Miley Cyrus should not be considered a musical artist.
~Dylan

Z is for Zubes, whom posts many blogs
U is for uncreative, which surely describes aforementioned blogs
B is for bored, which he surely must be
I is for idiotic, which the subject of said blogs is
A is for annoyed, which i get from his o so witty jokes
T is for the terribly thought out jokes and tricks
E is for the inspiration that these hopelessly idiotic blogs have given me
~Dylan