Demetri Martin performs at the Montreal Just For Laughs comedy festival.
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The song "1 2 3 4" by Feist
Lyrics:
One Two Three Four
Tell me that you love me more
The song "1 2 3 4" by Feist
Lyrics:
One Two Three Four
Tell me that you love me more
Sleepless, long nights
That was what my youth was for
OLD teenage hopes are ALIVE at your door
Left you with nothing
But they want some more
Oh, oh, oh
You're changing your heart
Oh, oh, oh
You know who you are
Sweetheart, bitter heart
Now I can't tell you apart
Cozy and cold
Put the horse before the cart
Those teenage hopes
Who have tears in their eyes
Too scared to own up
To one little lie
Oh, oh, oh
You're changing your heart
Oh, oh, oh
You know who you are
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, and ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, and ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
Oh, oh, oh
You're changing your heart
Oh, oh, oh
You know who you are
Oh, oh, oh
You're changing your heart
Oh, oh, oh
You know who you are
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a classic george carlin video
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classic george carlin video
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George Carlin talks about crazy fat people
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George Carlin May 12 1937 - June 22 2008
Thank you George Carlin, your insight was of hug
George Carlin May 12 1937 - June 22 2008
Thank you George Carlin, your insight was of huge importance for the human race, you will be greatly missed by many.
You are forever in our thoughts.
Please be civil in your discussion :-)
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music and lyrics by bo burnham
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Chorus...
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...
Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name
Chorus....
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.
My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
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Song off da new Carter 3 Album.
1. Lil Wayne - 3 Peat (Produced By Cool & Dre) (3:19)
Song off da new Carter 3 Album.
1. Lil Wayne - 3 Peat (Produced By Cool & Dre) (3:19)
2. Lil Wayne - Mr. Carter (Featuring Jay-Z) (Produced By Just Blaze) (5:16)
3. Lil Wayne - A Milli (Produced By Bangladesh) (3:41)
4. Lil Wayne - Got Money (Featuring T-Pain) (Produced By Play-n-skillz) (4:04)
5. Lil Wayne - Comfortable (Featuring Babyface) (Produced By Kanye West) (4:25)
6. Lil Wayne - Phone Home (Produced By David Banner) (3:11)
7. Lil Wayne - Dr. Carter (Produced By Swizz Beatz) (4:24)
8. Lil Wayne - Tie My Hands (Featuring Robin Thicke) (Produced By Kanye West) (5:19)
9. Lil Wayne - Shoot Me Down (Produced By Kanye West) (4:29)
10. Lil Wayne - Playin' With Fire (Produced By Streetrunner) (4:21)
11. Lil Wayne - Lollipop (Featuring Static Major) (Produced By Jim Jonsin & Deezle) (4:59)
12. Lil Wayne - La La (Featuring Brisco & Busta Rhymes) (Produced By David Banner) (4:21)
13. Lil Wayne - Nothin' On Me (Featuring Juelz Santana & Fabolous) (Produced By Alchemist) (5:27)
14. Lil Wayne - Let The Beat Build (Produced By Kanye West & Deezle) (5:09)
15. Lil Wayne - Mrs. Officer (Featuring Bobby Valentino) (Produced By Wyclef Jean) (4:47)
16. Lil Wayne - Misunderstood (9:52)
Video is for entertainment purposes only. All credits go to their rightful owners, Universal Music Group, Lil Wayne, The producers, etc.
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Song off da new Carter 3 Album.
1. Lil Wayne - 3 Peat (Produced By Cool & Dre) (3:19)
Song off da new Carter 3 Album.
1. Lil Wayne - 3 Peat (Produced By Cool & Dre) (3:19)
2. Lil Wayne - Mr. Carter (Featuring Jay-Z) (Produced By Just Blaze) (5:16)
3. Lil Wayne - A Milli (Produced By Bangladesh) (3:41)
4. Lil Wayne - Got Money (Featuring T-Pain) (Produced By Play-n-skillz) (4:04)
5. Lil Wayne - Comfortable (Featuring Babyface) (Produced By Kanye West) (4:25)
6. Lil Wayne - Phone Home (Produced By David Banner) (3:11)
7. Lil Wayne - Dr. Carter (Produced By Swizz Beatz) (4:24)
8. Lil Wayne - Tie My Hands (Featuring Robin Thicke) (Produced By Kanye West) (5:19)
9. Lil Wayne - Shoot Me Down (Produced By Kanye West) (4:29)
10. Lil Wayne - Playin' With Fire (Produced By Streetrunner) (4:21)
11. Lil Wayne - Lollipop (Featuring Static Major) (Produced By Jim Jonsin & Deezle) (4:59)
12. Lil Wayne - La La (Featuring Brisco & Busta Rhymes) (Produced By David Banner) (4:21)
13. Lil Wayne - Nothin' On Me (Featuring Juelz Santana & Fabolous) (Produced By Alchemist) (5:27)
14. Lil Wayne - Let The Beat Build (Produced By Kanye West & Deezle) (5:09)
15. Lil Wayne - Mrs. Officer (Featuring Bobby Valentino) (Produced By Wyclef Jean) (4:47)
16. Lil Wayne - Misunderstood (9:52)
Video is for entertainment purposes only. All credits go to their rightful owners, Universal Music Group, Lil Wayne, The producers, etc.
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