I try to deal with things of some importance, as in, life and death things. I don't really care so much for pop culture, or (obviously) fashion... Sometimes you may see me here in uniform - the opinions reflected here are my own, and not in any way meant to reflect the official policy of the United States government, or of the government of any state, county, or township therein.

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