Influences: Socks, paper, general fabric-woven asshats, Miss Piggy, dot-com puppet roadkill, Muppet and Fraggle porn
Similar To: George Bush, Hillary Clinton, most of Washington D.C., 2 out of 3 media pundits (and possibly dentists), and basically anything with a hand ups its ***

About Me:
The LowBudgetPuppets channel is dedicated to hopefully make someone laugh, at least once, preferably without the aid of illegal substances or repeated dookie jokes.

This is the only channel on YouTube backed by the Crapstick Puppet Guarantee: "We promise to at least vaguely try somewhat to suck less with each video produced." Seriously, that is some serious sh*t right there. Especially when promised by a sock.

Cast of Characters:
- The Sock: Founder, Editor in Chief, Anchorman, and Whatever the hell else he wants of LBP. You just can't avoid this bastard.
- The Bag: Member of the production crew. Thinks all chicks dig him. Disturbingly enough he actually does get dates. WTF.
- The Hand (up all our asses): Rarely seen, but occasionally referenced, and belongs to some poor schmuck who work to support our existence (what a tard!). It usually leaves us be, but unfortunately hold some sway over editorial decisions, since all our colons are at it's mercy.
- Ain't No-one Else Up in this Beeyotch Yet

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NOTE: We are intentionally limiting my friends list for now, as opposed to finding everyone in sight, due to the way we want to use that feature. Please don't take offense if we decline your friend invite.