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Videos of surfing. Heaven is a Halfpipe. I'm glad you've all liked it so much.
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Videos of surfing. Heaven is a Halfpipe. I'm glad you've all liked it so much.
Heaven is a Halfpipe - OPM Hene Hene Kou Aka - IZ
Lyrics:
If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack Without the man up on my back
Now Heaven would be a DJ Spinnin' dub all night long And Heaven would be just kickin' back With Jesus packing my (bong) And if you don't believe in Jesus Then Muhammed or Buddah too And while the world is warring We just sit back and laugh at you Singing
If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack Without the man up on my back
Now, when most people think of Heaven They see those pearly gates But I looked a little closer And there's a sign that says; "Do not skate" So if you wanna come to my Heaven Well we all gonna have a ball And every one you know is welcome 'Cause we got no gates or walls Singing
If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate `Cause right now on earth I can`t do shit Without the man fuckin with it
Then I got to the gate Pulled out a list that I'd been callin' fate I'm sorry friend you can't come in You got a list here that doesn't end You're mad 'cause I smoke dope You teachin' any classes in how to cope I'll find a place to rest my head I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87 We'll be bustin' Christ airs until we get to Heaven You think I really care that I missed biology Got my education in stale fishology With all your rules you got to chill I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills Got the skills Got the skills Got the skills
H-H-Heaven is a halfpipe
If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack Without the man up on my back
(Heaven is a halfpipe) If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe) `Cause right now on earth I can`t do shit Without the man fuckin with it
If I die before I wake (If I die before I wake) At least in Heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe) `Cause right now on earth I can`t do shit Without the man fuckin with it
If I die before I wake At leastin heaven I can skate `Cause right now on earth I can`t do shit without the man fuckin with it
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yes.
best song on there cd: a lesson in romantics
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Lyrics:
She left her books,
yes. best song on there cd: a lesson in romantics enjoy
Lyrics: She left her books, her car, her clothes, and a note But all she wrote was, "Tonight I'm leaving on a train." She says she's headed west To make it right for one more night And, well, I don't blame her if she is But he thinks it's just one more sunset And after all, it's her fault If she hasn't caught on yet
So why'd you have to go? Is there something I could say to make you turn around? Cause nights like these I wish I'd said don't go Is there anybody there? Can anybody help to get me out of here? Cause you're walking down a road that I can't go
She says she's headed west To make it right for one more night And, well, I don't blame her if she is But he thinks it's just one more sunset And after all, it's her fault If she hasn't caught on yet
So why'd you have to go? Is there something I could say to make you turn around? Cause nights like these I wish I'd said don't go Is there anybody there? Can anybody help to get me out of here? Cause you're walking down a road that I can't go
Try as I might Just can't handle this I lost myself inside a drunken kiss And I, all that I wanted was to walk you home Save a sad song for the sing-along Oh my God, I just can't handle this I lost myself inside a drunken kiss And I, all that I wanted was to walk you home Save a sad song for the sing-along
And she thinks she'll be my tourniquet As the record on my stereo Plays her favorite song for two whole days And the drag stretched out for miles and miles And what she'd give for one more smile And how she hoped he missed her Cause, God, she missed how he would kiss her
So why'd you have to go? Is there something I could say to make you turn around? Cause nights like these I wish I'd said don't go Is there anybody there? Can anybody help to get me out of here? Cause you're walking down a road that I can't go
So why'd you have to go? Is there something I could say to make you turn around? Cause nights like these I wish I'd said don't go Is there anybody there? Can anybody help to get me out of here? Cause you're walking down a road that I can't go Yeah, you're walking down a road that I can't go Yeah, you're walking down a road that I can't
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Music video.
Released today.
Music video. Released today.
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Remembering Sunday by All Time Low Feat. Juliet Simms
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We The Kings music video "Check Yes Juliet" from self titled debut album. Available Now!
We The Kings music video "Check Yes Juliet" from self titled debut album. Available Now! http://www.myspace.com/wethekings
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Anthony and Ian express their love for Transformers.
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Anthony and Ian express their love for Transformers.
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Beat by Lance Dean - http://myspace.com/theellarsound ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: I'll tell you bout one day when I was young I was flipping the through the channels when I saw something on Something 'bout robots that destroy each other It made me want to go blow up my mother
Oo, Anthony is not alone It made me want to go blow up my home Eventually I did, but that ain't the point I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme
And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about We're talkin' bout the most amazing thing around If you thinkin' Transformers then you was right 'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight
Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap They told us that this script was full of nonsense I bet you thought I was gonna say crap because it rhymes with rap, but i'm better than that
Transformers will -- punch you in the face Transformers won't -- do the Macerena Transformers -- always say no to drugs Transformers
They don't even need to use a glock They can take you down with their electric shock Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock But not as much as a slap from my hand
Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime? Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter He'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water (Damn)
Optimus knows how to use his hose He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose Until his nose unloads and explodes bus loads
Ooh, you like that, we switched it up Like when decepticons kicked Autobot butt And Thunderblast is a slut What?... she is...
Transformers will -- find a cure for death Transformers won't -- do your algebra Transformers -- are against terrorism Transformers
The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot They got moves like you ain't ever got No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine
They don't need that stuff to keep they party insane Moves so whack that you can't explain Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain Moves that Decepticons could never attain
You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game Autobots throw it up -- Makin' you look lame You fight to contain the shame you've obtained Optimus will take you out -- With impeccable aim
Transformers -- don't give a damn what ya'll say Transformers -- hit the club like every day Transformers -- blow things up with satisfaction They explode in your face like a chain reaction
Transformers will -- run for president Transformers won't -- dress for Halloween Transformers -- hardcore since '84
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Boxman tries to get a girlfriend.
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Boxman tries to get a girlfriend.
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http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: There was this one time not too long ago I saw this one girl that made my heart explode She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho If I made her my girl, my life would be whole
I've never spoken to her, not even a word I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd But believe me I've tried, but to no avail When I flirt with girls, I always fail
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend
It's about time that I face my fears Or I'll regret this for years and years Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl... Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl
Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this ...You smell that? it smells like piss Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee Will you please go on a date with me?
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot You know that kinda thing will get you shot Humans and boxes just don't intertwine I could have you arrested for this crime What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century Why you gotta go and act so elementary I'm human inside, although it doesn't show Come on baby, lets go
I'm not gonna let people bring me down Now that's just something that I won't allow I taught myself that i should just walk away But then I always throw boiling water in their face
If there's something that I've learned from all this It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates But sticking together through thick and thin And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend?
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