CHORUS:
Has London got a new mayor,
Or London's worst nightmare?
repeat alot...
CHORUS:
Has London got a new mayor,
Or London's worst nightmare?
repeat alot...
V1
Boris Johnson's mayor,
Soon the Tories will be back in government.
We'll be ruled by the toffs again
And our working-class heroes will be homeward sent.
Who'd have thought his blondie locks
Could have mobilised so well the suburban flocks
And an homophobic twat from Eaton
Could have had red Ken beaten?
V2
Britain has been changing,
Now the suburbs are full of fear,
With the price of a mortgage rising,
The property folio is in arrears.
They're all having to board a bendy bus
Now petrol's a pound and over,
So they're voting for Boris to ban the things
And save the Range-Rover!
V3
Yes, the content classes are biting back,
They're all out at the polling stations
Taking a stand against the price of oil
And the amount of immigration:
Because as the credit-crunch starts to worsen
That means you're not a racist person,
Just missing the wealth of our fallen Empire
And our army of foreign slaves.
It's not enough to have half of the commonwealth here
Working for minimum wage.
Key Words:
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Zenit vs Glasgow Rangers, UEFA CUP, Final Match - 14 May 2008 20:45 CET (19:45 local time)
Zenit vs Glasgow Rangers, UEFA CUP, Final Match - 14 May 2008 20:45 CET (19:45 local time) - City of Manchester - Manchester
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I got mugged last week at knife point in Camden, London. It inspired me to present this ad
I got mugged last week at knife point in Camden, London. It inspired me to present this adaptation of a well know kids classic The Teddy Bear's Picnic.
If you go out on the streets tonight you better be beware
Kids in gangs with knives and guns are lurking everywhere
They'll stab you up and bottle your head
Nick your phone and leave you for dead
Nowadays the kiddies take their pick what they nick
They're on the corners of streets with alco-pops and belligerence in their eyes
Determinedly turning Britain's streets into lord of the flies
With their Nikey shoes and perplexing bent
To emulate 50 Cent
Nowadays the kiddies take their pick what they nick
It's a free for all for kiddywinks
The middle classes are in for a big surprise today
They'll watch you and catch you unawares
While oblivious you go about your day
And it's the second time they've robbed you mate
They've already had you once through the welfare state
And at 11 o'clock their mums and dads will help them go through the spoils of the day
And sell it all on ebay
Rap lyrics and bad parenting could be to blame for it all
But ultimate responsibility must lie with the individual
And 10 long years of Tony Blair
Trying to make our lives to fair
And nowadays the kiddies take their pick what they nick
Globalisation means that social mobility is in decline
Just compare where you are now to when your parents were in their prime
The chances are they were married had you
A drive of sports cars and owned a house too
Nowadays if you want it you've got to nick it.
Key Words
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This one tackles a rather weighty issue...
For the sake of mankind I'd like to set the
This one tackles a rather weighty issue...
For the sake of mankind I'd like to set the record straight:
Mika's full of shit for telling girls to put on weight.
And I've got a news flash for you:
Mika's not into girls,
He's into me and you!
With 'restaurants' like Macdonalds and KFC
Obesity's a problem in today's society
So before you build a belly like Beth Ditto
Remember your chances of cancer, heart disease and diabetes will grow.
Big girls are not as beautiful
But skinny girls are starting to get rare
Junk food and sedentary life-styles
Means fat bottomed people are everywhere.
Skinny girls don't have to work hard to get blokes
So they often get complacent and are crap at telling jokes.
What's more, a perfect body will go to her head
And she'll be less likely to go down in bed.
You can blame it on posh spice for being far too thin
Because not all girls can look like that and most just give in.
But if we're passing the buck we really should
Blame men because we'd all fuck her if we could.
Big girls are not as beautiful
But skinny girls are spoilt and don't like sex
Fat bottomed girls are always more grateful
And often have less of a complex.
Curves can make a lady much better in the sack
But folds just advertise an imminent heart attack
People come in all shapes and sizes I can see
But lets not pretend we're all created equally.
I am a baldy, you may be fat.
Darwin is a fucker and that is that.
But there are a lot of skinny girls in the media
While the rest of the country is just getting greedier.
It's a game they play with size-zero freeks
That stifles our aspirations and keeps us weak.
Big girls are not as beautiful
But skinny girls are grumpy and need food
And if there was a new ice age
The skinny folk would freeze and fat would be good....
A response to Big Girls You Are Beautiful By Mika
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There is a fundraising festival for the people whose lively hoods were damaged by the Camd
There is a fundraising festival for the people whose lively hoods were damaged by the Camden fire in Lock 17 on 28th Feb 2008. Please come and give generously. I will be playing at some point after 11pm
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Camden's burning!
Fetch the engines!
But it's too late for The Halwey Arms.
When shove came from push
Where were the cast of The Mighty Boosh?
Couldn't T4's Alexa Chung
Between the pub and the smoke
And her Arctic Monkeys bloke
Her young body have flung?
If Pete Docherty
Had been within
Perhaps he could have been the heroine.
And if Bob Geldoff's daughters
Had been drinking water
They could have raised the alarm
So it would come to no harm.
Camden's burning!
Fetch the engines!
But it's too late for The Halwey Arms.
It was Amy's wine house.
Could her vagabond ways
Have had something to do with the blaze?
No one can be certain
That her crack pipe lit a curtain
Unless she's paid off someone's gaze...
Captain Black
Could not push the flames back
And Mobile Act Unsigned
Blunted Gilkicker's mind:
He couldn't get to the extinguishers in time
And Noel Fielding's impractical clothes
Stopped him getting to the hose.
Camden's burning!
Fetch the engines!
But it's too late for The Halwey Arms.
How will poor old Kate Moss
Cope with the loss?
And where will she go now
With the rock aristocrats
And aspirationals in trilby hats?
You've got to wonder how
Quins down the road
Is going to cope with the load
Because The Lock Tavern and Proud Galleries
Are already full of wannabes.
Camden's burning!
Fetch the engines!
Keywords
The Canal market ablaze, on 9 February 2008
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This video explodes the US government's official line on the JFK assassination and exposes
This video explodes the US government's official line on the JFK assassination and exposes the hard facts...let the real truth be known!
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Billy Badd
Billy the banker's son played with his father's gun on fridays after school.
It was against the rules but he still played.
He got very good at it, there was nothing that he couldn't hit,
And Billy couldn't wait to shoot something animate,
And so he hatched a little plan...
He went out near a road, and hid behind a grassy knoll
And shot at passing cars,
Aiming for their roll bars but then Billy got careless and hit
A man in a convertible,
And he found out on a later day
That that man was JFK
And that was bad bad bad bad bad bad Billy Badd, that was bad...
Billy was no crybaby and he went to the authorities to tell them what he'd done...
That he was only having fun when it went wrong.
But the police would not believe, and asked the little boy to leave;
'You're only twelve and a half, you must be having a laugh!
Run along go home you shouldn't walk these streets alone!'
So he went his pastor and cried as he asked her if God would forgive him for his part in this disaster.
She said 'Son it's no time for crocodile tears.' and boxed Billy's ears.
Imagine her dismay if she found out on a later day
That that boy killed JFK
Because he was bad bad bad bad bad bad Billy Badd, he's was bad...
Bad Badd, very, very bad, bad Badd, Billy Billy Badd. He's bad he's Billy Badd.
There was no one else you could have called,
Who could have saved poor mister Oswald
So get over it you only live once,
Try to have some fun just don't
Play with your fathers gun
Because you know what that can do.
Yes, it's bad bad bad bad bad bad Billy Badd, it's so bad...
Key Words:
William Cooper speech
9/11
Dealey Plaza
John F. Kennedy
Secret Service Standdown
The Truth
Magic Bullet Theory
THE WARREN REPORT (1964)
THE HSCA FINAL REPORT (1979)
Gerald Posner's CASE CLOSED (1993)
Fetzer
Texas Governor John Connally
Cover up
kennedy assassination film
911
WTC NEWS INFO
Zapruder Film
Lee Harvey Oswald
Jack Ruby
Warren Commission Report
The assassination of John F. Kennedy, the thirty-fifth President of the United States, took place on Friday, November 22, 1963, in Dallas, Texas, USA at 12:30 p.m. CST (18:30 UTC). Kennedy was fatally wounded by gunshots while riding with his wife Jacqueline in a presidential motorcade through Dealey Plaza
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A cautionary tale about falling in love on the internet...
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A cautionary tale about falling in love on the internet...
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Season's Greetings to one and all!
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Season's Greetings to one and all!
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The Last Taboo
They say religion gives us right from wrong
And prevents us being thugs,
Like if we had no ten commandments
Then we'd all start dealing drugs.
It's an opium for the masses
And they hook you while your young,
Preaching in our schools,
In all those hymns that you sung.
While it seems all well and good
To say 'thou shalt not kill'
A backward tribal message lurks there
In that sugared pill,
So when you advertise your chastity
By wearing a silver ring
It marries you to an agenda
That is facist and right wing,
Because,
Christianity is intollerant and Islam will start wars,
Hindus have the Caste system that holds on to the wealth,
Budhism's self-defeating and Sikhs ye shall not find
A modern sense of morality unless you think for your self.
I don't pretend to know if God exists,
I'm not incitng moral mutiny.
I'm just saying the concept of faith
Does not stand up to any scrutiny,
Because beleif without evidence
Put Galileo in jail,
Made Africans into slaves
And love potions out of whales.
The Bible is full of shit
And the Koran is no better,
And I've never met anyone who could
Follow either to the letter.
It was written by a Roman
To keep the crowds placated
And he would laugh if he were here today
To see people still related.
REFRAIN
If your longing for identity
And somewhere to belong,
Theres a cult called Christianity
That'll have you and your pals along.
So long as you've got money,
And none of you are gay,
They'll teach you that their God's love
Is the only way.
Those Christians hate the Muslims,
It's always on the news,
But they don't have it worst because
Everyone fucks the Jews.
You can question someone's politics
And make fun of their views,
But to cuss a man's religion is
The last of our taboos.
REFRAIN
Moderate or fundamental
It all looks mental to me.
Explosives strapped to your belly
Or an apple in a tree.
If you've seen 'The Life of Brian'
Or heard of Richard Dawkins
The chances are your world view's
Less Genesis than Steven Hawkins.
But remember there's a world out there
With dictators and no free press,
And a lot of people who dont see
The opposite as progress.
I must agree with Frank Zappa
In that song where he said
The best thing religions given us is
A catholic girl in bed.
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