i'm a narutard, thumb-sucking loser with a huge nose, hillbilly redneck, crazy insane person (actually i think i'm more of an alien) and a freakazoid. but thats just saying very little. i'm still afraid of the dark sometimes i sleep with my mommie and my bearry bear that i've had since i was a wee tiny baby. i feel no pain :D i can't ride a bike. i ran into a car backwards. i think there is a monster in my closet and an evil lima bean that lives underneath my bed. i still wet the bed and afraid of the dark...i sleep with a flashlight underneath my pillow and i carry pepper spray with me at all times i'm super paranoid. i like the smell of pee especially when i pee the bed. i like the feeling of wet sheets and the smell is delicious :) one time i pooped on my mommie when i was sleeping in her bed my bad oh well i like the smell sometimes i fall in the toilet and get stuck. i like to stay in the bathroom all day. the smell of my poop and farts is scrumptious. i also like giving myself swirlys those are the best - soo refreshing! i don't like taking showers or baths eww and brushing my teeth is pointless. who cares if i have bad breath i'm not kissing anyone anytime soon even though i like this one guy......i'm kind of a stalker heheHEHEHE! ....he never found out but one time i got a restraining order...and was on house arrest...but whose counting? well anyways back to ME ME ME!...... i have imaginary friends. they are the best kind of friends. they make me very happy heheheHEE*snort* ANYWAYS i like to sit in my dark lonely room. usually i sit in the corner but i like to eat my boogers the ones with blood in them are my favooouurrriiittteee! yummmmmmm.................. when i grow up i want to look like rasputia in norbit mixed with britney spears or maybe tom cruise or jack black i would be smexyyyy! ow ow! :) i like to pee upside down 0.o i'm special my mom calls me retarded and i go on the short bus at school people are always nice to me they always laugh at me i guess i'm always funny :/ i don't know ...i like to smell other people's farts. sometimes i looker under the stalls in the school bathroom. oh yeah i use my bras as sling shots and keep a collection of my fingernails they have special bag from them heheeh sometimes i like to snack on my fingernails when i'm super bored. now if thats not weird enough for you i don't know what is........i can't believe you read this whole thing wow. bored much?