Rorania

"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today."
"Park this in a good spot. All this shit happened last time I was here."
"Now I ask ya...would you give a shit what kind of pants the sonofabitch who shot you was wearin'?"
"Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife. But only a man whose ass is narrow...can get down this staircase."
"Hey! Are any of you a national monument, could you raise your hand please? Oh, hello Miss..."
"That's that lump that's three feet above your ass!!"
"That's flied lice, you plick!"
"I saw it! Around that way it was a drive-by fruiting! Some angry member of the kitchen staff, did you not tip them?"
"It was perfect. I just never realized John Wayne walked like that."