Navy, Navy in the squall,
who's the hottest of them all?
Is it Blower, or is it Bush?
They both have the power to turn us to mush.
So put competition right out of your head,
and let's ogle them both till we all drop dead.

The whole series....without having to hunt down the individual episodes, which aren't always clear anyway. Don't blame me...you're the ones who seem to like this crap.

It would be awfully wet
Out in the rain
But also in the dark
And on a train
And in a car
And against a tree
You have that sort of effect on me
So at your house, or in your box
Whether you be Faust or Richard the fox
You'd make me want you here or there
I'll always want you anywhere!


**This is filth, I realize this. I hope Dr, Seuss can forgive me.