Hello there, welcome to my litle corner of Youtube. People call me a lot of things, but I prefer Ben! Or Benji. I'm a fairly clever bastard; well smart enough to know ultimatly I know F-all!

My inner loser, embraces Politics, Language Sociology, Psychology, Cult TV, Nintendo and the World of Warcraft

My slightly less sad side, enjoys Big Brother, Bassline, Partying, Comedy, Boxing, Bitching, Shopping and Celebrity gossip!

I am proud to say I have the most bizarre collection role-models, they are;
Joan Rivers, Quentin Crisp, Michael Savage,
Margaret Thatcher, Tony Benn, Jesus, and The Queen!
Naturally, it is aspects of each person I admire, as a)I dont think jesus was real (b) Thatcher was a cow (c) Savage is too extreme and (d) in the opposite to Quentin Crisp. There are qualities of each person I admire and wish to emulate, but far from everything that makes them who they are.

On the politcal front I'm a right-wing Socialist, ya get me? Neah no one does! I like the right for commonsense, control and tradition but I'm foremost a socialist because its the right way for a society to operate, and is the perfect control on capitalisms over-zelous lust for more. I could go on and explain my full argument but I wont bore you any more ;)

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INAPPROPREATE CELEBRITY SONG-COVERS

-1- Mike J Fox - All Shook up.
-2- Rosie O Donnel - There coming to take me away ha ha!
-3- George Bush - Heal the world.
-4- Bill O reilly - Booty Call.
-5- Ann Coulter - Ebony and Ivory
-6- R Kelly - Girls on Film
-7- Opera Winfrey - Crush on Obama
-8- Michael barrymore - Dive into the Pool

POINTLESS CELEBRIIES

-1- Kerry Katona
-2- Myleene Class
-3- Kevin Federline
-4- Tara Palmer Tomkinson
-5- Coleen Rooney
-6- Paris Hilton
-7- Jodie Marsh

FAVORTIE CELEBRTIES

-1- Joan Rivers
-2- Alan Carr
-3- Dame Edna
-4- George Micheal
-5- Myamato
-6- Shilpa Shetty
-7- Pamela Anerson

FAVORITE QUOTES

-1- "If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman" (Thatcher)
-2- "When your walking through hell, walk faster" (Churchill)
-3- "If you can find money to kill people you can find money to cure people" (Tony Benn)
-4- "To know all is not to forgive all. Its is to dispise everybody" (Quentin Crisp)


5 THINGS I DESPISE

-1- Political Correctness
-2- The term "Underclass"
-3- Low fat fat
-4- Religious nut-cases
-5- Disrespect for the Planet.


5 THINGS SOCITIES IS MISSING

-1- A good excuse to behave the way it does.
-2- Freedom
-3- Democracy
-4- Respect for each other
-5- Integrity.

5 THINGS WORTH LAUGHING AT.

-1- OAP discount for paintballing
-2- Archery for the blind
-3- People who deliberatly go ginger.
-4- The phrase "life-sentance"
-5- Pariotism.

________MY 5 RANDOM SUGGESTIONS________

-1- Doctor Who
-2- Prisoner Cell Block H
-3- Michael Savage
-4- A traditional PIMMS N0.1
-5- Sushi (Minus the wasabi raw fish selection!)

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DOCTOR WHO SERIES 4 RATINGS! (/10)

Partners in Crime - 9.6
Fires of Pompei - 9.0
Planet of the Ood - 9.3
Sontaron Stratagem - 9.3
The Poison Sky - 9.7
The Doctors Daughter - 9.0
The Unicorn and the Wasp - 9.4
Silence in the Library - 9.5
Forest of the Dead - 9.5
Midnight - 9.6
Turn Left - 10
Stolen Earth - 10
Jorneys End - 10
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-------Big Brother 2008(UK)----------

Rough Order of most liked to hated

-1- Kat
-2- Darnell
-3- Lisa
-4- Rex
-5- Mohammod
-6- Mikey
-7- Rachel
-8- Maysoon
-9- Sara
-10- Luke
-11- Belinda
-12- Rebecca
-13- Stewart
-14- Dale

GONE: Stefanie, Alexandria, Dennis, Silvia, Jennifer, Mario,

LATEST GRIPE: Luke
Now I dont want to be harsh, he is fun to watch and its a love to hate reltionship...Bu what a slimely plonker. He's the most manipulative housemate, and im convinced he has the biggest gameplan.

EVICTION VIEWS: Mario
It wasn't surprising and he did diserve it, but what was most dissapointed was thefree ride Divina gave him. I was hoping he would have shown him why he was such a hippicrit and two-faced..Now such luck. Mario was a love to have hate charecter, and ill probably miss him.

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