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Tedsuzan
Tedsuzan
Joined: August 03, 2006
Last Login: 12 hours ago
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1.All Hail The Meat Calculator!

PS Judge the art, not the artist!

2. Subscribe to me and be happy!

Be sure to check out my contribution to the world of art, the Meat Calculator... on Photobucket..

Um...vote third party? What does a person say to his fellow man? Phnervadoop!

3. Leave me a comment!

I just realized that My Britney spears defense video has caused over 88,000 people to pay approx. 183 and a half days' worth of attention to me,lol. (Not only that, but it's a moral lecture) Wee!
Name: Son
Age: 23
Hi, I am an amazing Hun-Warrior, Merman-Prince brought up in high class British society by beautiful wood elves. I can also fly and eat snakes.
Hometown: Shinypants
Country: United States
Interests and Hobbies: Absurdism, Bulldada...
Movies and Shows: Cemetary Man, Heavenly Creatures, Household Saints, The 5th Element, Trust, Timechanger, Gymkata, The Big Lebowski, The Transporter, Area B15....The Tick, Cops, Surviviorman, Invader Zim, Rocko's Modern Life, South Park, Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood...
Music: Randy Newman, Bjork, Ace of Base, Myself, ReinaDelCid (on youtube),Dean Martin, Nirvana, Up with people, Peggy Lee, Vivaldi...
Books: The Stranger by Camus, The Steppenwolf, Don Quixote, The World as Will and Representation, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Good Soldier, The Crossing by Gary Paulsen, Anne of Green Gables,The Witches, Adventures in Friendship, Frankenstein, Bartleby the Scrivner, The Castle, The Trial, Metamorphasis, The Hunger Artist, The Sparrow, The Count of Monte Cristo, A Vindication of the Rights of Women, How Children Fail...
Website: http://www.myspace.com/truckpony
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My impression of Bjork, the Icelandic Pop Star
Added: 1 year ago
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Blow-Drying My Tongue and Eating a Cracker
Added: 9 months ago
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Viviana (Original Song)
Added: 1 year ago
Views: 3,776
Hank Hill (Immodium AD) impression
Added: 1 year ago
Views: 8,265
Stanfurd University (Dis)orientation
Added: 3 weeks ago
Views: 116
Circuit Training (Original Song)
Added: 3 months ago
Views: 711
How many people are in your family?
Added: 1 week ago
Views: 85
Shampoo Instructions (a pick-up line?)
Added: 1 month ago
Views: 169
Deep-Body Refrigerator Massage
Added: 1 month ago
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New Girlfriend (original song)
Added: 10 months ago
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better things
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river
river
02:24
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Impressions Of People Who Don't Exist
Added: 1 year ago
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Another song: "Poison!"
Added: 9 months ago
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Taco Bell Song
Added: 4 months ago
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1/2 Lucky Ducky
Added: 2 months ago
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All We Need In This Life (Original Song)
Added: 11 months ago
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Big Arms
Big Arms
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Channel Comments (109)
 
Marxismyhero| May 14, 2008
funny stuff, those are great dialects
excellentdevice| May 13, 2008
Grrrrrrrrrrrrreat finds with the watermelon eating cat and the Ryan O'Neal and the ever expanding favorites list. I feel like a decadent lying in bed and watching waterskiing cats on a Monday night, and I have you to give the
Treehugging
Hamburger
Ankle biting
Nordic
Kansas priority
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You to.

I'll keep tuning in!

Tin-spear-ly,
Sue's E (not the one in military school for spray painting "Dennis Quaid" on a parked van, but the E that married into the family on Uncle Rex's side, once removed)
ReinaDelCid| May 08, 2008
Hey Ted,

Adia is one of my all time favorite songs. One time I wrote a stream-of-consciousness prose piece in a creative writing class based on the lyrics. It's just a gorgeous song - great pick.

Reina
Trevormark| May 04, 2008
Hey, I know it's been ages, but I'm glad you liked the thrown-ness video (which you commented on last October). I don't know if you could tell from the video, but we were on the grounds of Blenheim Palace (Winston Churchill's home) during the making of that video. The guys talking are smart dudes, too; we were studying at Oxford University at the time, and they're both studying at Ivy Leagues for graduate school (the one in the blue jacket is studying English, though). Cheers!
flimbisquikie| May 01, 2008
Hey you !! check out my very funny videos !
invertedlife| April 26, 2008
you remind me of me
poetreesa| April 26, 2008
by the way mr suzan... this is the squash girl speaking.

(that's not creepy at aaaaall.)
TrishaisBIGfun| April 26, 2008
you should really be an actor! by the way, what is your real voice? haha. like very video has a different voice! I'm so confused! But your videos are funny =D
owens10101| April 25, 2008
heya

sub me bk please

thankyou loadzz and loadzz

cheerssss!
missprettyheartbreak| April 24, 2008
hate that ugly page
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