I am in love with my Donald Fagen Nightfly Trilogy Boxset. ^_^ (Hence the picture).

I have only 2 YouTube rules. And here they are.
#1: Don't ever say something along the lines of "professional singer" to me. That's just asking for trouble.
#2: Perhaps the more important rule: DON'T MAKE REQUESTS.

I am Beck(y) "oy vey iz mir..." Welton. I'm bored, so I'll write out my profile in lengthy bullet points.

*I've been on this planet since 22nd December, 1991.

*I'm from southern Dorset, but I've had to live in Oban for a few years. It's a horrible town for a record collector city girl like me. Oy gavalt.

* I have a lot of nicknames. The most common is Phen. This came from "Phenomena" - an 80s Dario Argento horror movie starring Jennifer Connelly. Her character can talk to insects. It's fucking hilarious.

*Other nicknames I've somehow obtained over the years: Tank Top, Wilbur, Daryl, Becker, Beckerstein, Mrs. Lizard Jewstein, Pumpkin and Michael McDonald. Don't ask. These names were tagged onto me through various insane ramblings I've shared with people. XD

*My favourite person in the universe to be with is Chris. He is just so awesome, I love him like record collectors love hearing the phrase "mint condition". His eyebrows look like Walter Becker's and that makes me happy.

*My other best friend is Mikey, who could very well be responsible for your death one day. He's that kinda guy. He'll be a major player in the JVFT. :D

*I'm usually introverted around people but amongst close friends, I rant like there's no freaking tomorrow.

*Cartooning is a big part of my life. Good ol' John & Dave gave me the opportunity to illustrate their new philosophy books, and I must say that was so lovely of them. Especially John, since it was his idea. You're a star.

*In case you couldn't tell, I'm part Jewish! I live the most un-kosher lifestyle though. For starters, I eat pork. Therefore I'm an awful part-Jew, I apologise.

*There's nothing I hate more than being teased or patronised.

*I love the kitsch fluffy hairdos of the 70s and 80s.

*I honestly think that Donald Fagen is adorable...

*....and I'll always carry a torch for Daryl Hall & Steve Perry.

*I truly think that Yacht Rock is a stroke of genius and I watch at least 2 episodes every day, ever since I first saw it in late 2006. XD