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ZoolookTheMudkip
Joined: January 24, 2008
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To summarize the long drawn out crap below,
I'm about as interesting as any book adored by Oprah Winfrey's faggot book club, which translates to not being interesting at all.
Unless you happen to liek mudkips, we most likely won't meet on common ground.
My mudkip faggotry is brought to you by ebaumsworld.com.
Feel free to drop me an IM; I really don't mind. Whether you want to tell me how much my trolling rocks, sucks, that I should cease, convert me to your religion, or discuss Isaac Asimov's kickass mutton chops, PM me and I shall give it to you.
Age: 19
Everything I say and do is right; if you disagree, you are wrong.
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A story of romance, tragedy, and pokemanz all rolled into one post:
"Hey /b/, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".
So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.
What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, /b/. "
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Archive of fail:
amazingplatypus69 | February 24, 2008
is that what everyones saying? no I tried but the gun misfired twice, the odds of that happenng btw are next to impossible, 2 misfires in a row, brand new bullets. but I realize tnow that it was a big mistake, once I started reading the bible. btw please dont start trolling my channel, I dont want to have to block you also.
Shemoku | March 16, 2008
the trolls are at my mercy, how have you been holding up so far?
allhailkrystal | February 17, 2008
sftu how dare you say bad things against animal rights you animal rasict noob stfu go to hell shut the feck up. I spesifically told you "if you dont support animal rights go away!!!!!!!!!"
FUCKING ANIMAL RASICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
FangthehedgehogZX | May 04, 2008
I swear to god if you say no u one more time i will hunt you down rip out your voice box and feed it to a bunch of wolves then il take your body and hack you to bits give you to a butcher and then follow the people that buy you and watch them eat you. you mudkip humping BASTARD!!!!
Country: United States
Occupation: Student, musician, troll
Companies: FCTC, Anonymous
Interests and Hobbies: Chans, Encyclopedia Dramatica, Party Van, lulz, trolling, FCTC, math, physics, astronomy, and Commodore 64, Amiga, and MSX computers/Favorite Video games: IO: Into Oblivion(C64), Apidya(Amiga), Gradius3(Arcade), Gradius Gaiden(PS1), Gradius 5(PS2), Enforcer: Fullmetal Megablaster(C64), Dragon Quest(NES/SNES/GBC), Dragon Quest 2(NES/SNES/GBC), Dragon Quest 3(NES/GBC), Dragon Quest 5(SNES), Dragon Quest 6(SNES), Dragon Quest 7(PS1), Dragon Quest 8(PS2), Dragon Quest Monsters(GBC), Dragon Quest Monsters 2(GBC), Advanced Dungeons and Dragons(Intellivision), G-Type(PC), Defender (Atari 2600), Beyond the Beyond(PS1), Project X(Amiga), Burger Time(Intellivision), Aero Star(GB), Salamander(Arcade/C64), Salamander 2(Arcade), R-Type(Arcade), R-Type 2(Arcade), Super R-Type(SNES), R-Type 3(SNES), R-Type Leo(Arcade), R-Type Delta(PS1), R-Type Final(PS2), Klonoa: Empire of Dreams(GBA), Ico(PS2), Golden Sun(GBA), Golden Sun: The Lost Age(GBA), Silent Hill 2(PS2), Silent Hill 3(PS2), Resident Evil 4(PS2), Lufia and the Fortress of Doom(SNES), Lufia 2: Rise of the Sinistrals(SNES), Lufia 3: The Legend Returns(GBC), Ikaruga(GCN), Pulstar(Neo-Geo), Rezon(Arcade), Z-Out(Amiga), Pulse Man(GEN), Katakis(Amiga/C64), Pokemon Mystery Dungeon(GBA), Space Manbow(MSX), Super Mario Bros. 3(NES), Image Fight(Arcade), War of Aero(Arcade), X-Men(Arcade), Ninja Baseball Bat Man(Arcade), Diablo(PC), Diablo 2(PC), Contra(Arcade), Super C(Arcade), Contra(NES), Super C(NES), Operation C(GB), Contra: Hard Corps(GEN), Contra: Shattered Soldier(PS2), Chrono Trigger(SNES), Crystalis(NES), Darius Gaiden(Saturn), G-Darius(PS1), RayForce(Arcade), GunForce 2(Arcade), Gunstar Heroes(GEN), Alien Soldier(GEN), Ultima 1(C64), Wild Arms 3(PS2), Cybernoid(C64), Cybernoid 2(C64), Legend of Legaia(PS1), Legaia 2: Duel Saga(PS2), Dragon Breed(Arcade), Vay(Sega CD), Legend of Zelda(NES), Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening(GB), Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past(SNES), Legend of Zelda: The Windwaker(GCN), Metroid(NES), Metroid 2: Return of Samus(GB), Super Metroid(SNES), Metroid Fusion(GBA), Metroid Zero Mission(GBA), Metroid Prime(GCN), Metroid Prime 2: Echoes(GCN), Sonic the Hedgehog(GEN), Sonic the Hedgehog 2(GEN), Sonic the Hedgehog 3(GEN), Sonic and Knuckles(GEN), Sonic CD(Sega CD), Sub Rebellion(PS2), Astro Boy: Omega Factor(GBA), VectorMan(GEN), VectorMan 2(GEN), MegaMan(NES/GB), MegaMan2(NES/GB), MegaMan3(NES/GB), MegaMan4(NES/GB), MegaMan5(NES/GB), MegaMan6(NES), MegaMan7(SNES), MegaMan8(PS1), MegaMan and Bass(GBA), MegaManX(SNES), MegaManX2(SNES), MegaManX3(SNES), MegaManX4(PS1), MegaManX8(PS2), MegaManZero(GBA), MegaManZero3(GBA), MegaMan Legends(PS1), MegaMan Legends 2(PS1), MegaManX: Command Mission(PS2), Earthbound(SNES), Cosmic Cop(Arcade), Battle Garegga(Arcade), Shadow of the Colossus(PS2), Progear(Arcade), Last Resort(Neo-Geo), Metal Slug(Neo-Geo), Metal Slug X(PS1), Metal Slug 3(Neo-Geo), Hook(Arcade), In the Hunt(PS1), Ninja Gaiden(X-Box), Maximum Carnage(SNES), SpiderMan and Venom: Separation Anxiety(SNES), Parodius(Arcade), Sexy Parodius(Arcade), Mad Gear(Arcade), Galaga(Arcade), Metal Black(Arcade), Saint Dragon(Arcade), Xexex(Arcade), Dangun Feveron(Arcade), Kirby Superstar(SNES), Kirby in Dream Land(GB), Lady Sia(GBA), X-Multiply(Arcade), Raiden(Arcade), Raiden 2(Arcade), Raiden 3(PS2), Brain Lord(SNES), Secret of the Stars(SNES), Crisis Force(NES), Abadox(NES), Life Force(NES), Over Horizon(NES), Recca(NES), Zanac(NES), Blaster Master(NES), Cadillacs and Dinosaurs(Arcade), Final Fight 3(SNES), Tetris(GB), Tetris[Tengen(NES)], Journey to Silius(NES), G.I. Joe(Arcade), Einhander(PS1), Thunder Force 5(PS1), NiGHTS Into Dreams...(Saturn), Breath of Fire 3(PS1), Breath of Fire 4(PS1), God of War(PS2), Devil May Cry(PS2), Devil May Cry 3(PS2), Thunder Cross(Arcade), B.O.B.(SNES), Dynamite Headdy(GEN), Mogura Rebirth(PC), Ocular Ink(PC), Alpha Mission 2(Arcade), Final Fantasy Mystic Quest(SNES), Final Fantasy 3(NES), Final Fantasy 4(SNES), Final Fantasy Legend 3(GB), Catalypse(C64), The Steel Empire(GEN), Five Days A Stranger(PC), Seven Days A Skeptic(PC), Trilby's Notes(PC), Six Days A Sacrifice(PC), Armalyte(C64), Act-Fancer: Cybernetick Hyper Weapon(Arcade), Turrican 3(Amiga)
Movies and Shows: Movies: The Day the Earth Stood Still, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Metropolis (1926), Nosferatu (1922), Tora! Tora! Tora!, Wizard of Oz, Contact, Gandahar/Light Years, The Secret of NIMH, Metropolis (2002), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, To Kill A Mockingbird, Star Wars, Jaws, Silence of the Lambs, [Rec], Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, E.T., Night of the Living Dead (1968), Dawn of the Dead (1978), Dawn of the Dead (2004), 300, Alien, Aliens, Predator, Sin City, The Ten Commandments, The Godfather, Casablanca, Citizen Kane, Halloween(1978), Soylent Green, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Fantastic Planet, Dark Star, Sling Blade, RoboCop, Crash, This is Spinal Tap, The Blob (1958), Waiting for Guffman, Planet of the Apes(1968), Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Forbidden Planet, Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, AniMatrix, Invasion of the Body Snatchers(1956), Borat, Spirited Away, It Came From Outer Space, Lord of the Rings, When Worlds Collide, Iron Man, The War of the Worlds (1953), The Wicker Man (1973), Bat Man Begins, X-Men, X-Men 2/TV shows: Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Spawn: The Animated Series, The Joy of Painting, The Root of All Evil, The Twilight Zone, The X-Files, The Universe, Cowboy Bebop, Paranoia Agent, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Justice League, Bat Man, Bat Man Beyond, Star Trek, Star Trek: Next Generation, Star Trek: Enterprise, Transformers
Music: Hisayoshi Ogura, Tamayo Kawamoto, Kraftwerk, Zuntata, Federic Choplin, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Yasuhisa Watanabe, Emerson Lake and Palmer, The Sons of Champlin, Gustav Holst, Steve Morse, ZZ Top, Alan Silvestri, Buckethead, Jan Hammer, Trans Siberian Orchestra, Stevie Wonder, Eric Johnson, Secret Garden, Joe Bonamassa, Mike Oldfield, Queen, Dixie Dregs, The Tubes, Yes, Apparat Organ Quartet, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Dmitri Shostakovich, Nobuo Uematsu, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, The Beatles, Vangelis, Johann Sabastian Bach, Igor Stravinsky, Yello, Scott Joplin, Blue Man Group, Kronos Quartet, Primus, Thelonious Monk, Koichi Sugiyama, Yuki Iwai, Deep Forest, Shakatak, Chris Huelsbeck, Ludwig van Beethoven, Iannis Xenakis, Yonderboi, Akira Yamaoka, Philip Glass, Jeff Beck, Kenichiro Fukui, The Cars, Pink Floyd, Jeff Greinke, Laser Dance, Koto, Metallica, Tom Petty, Dave Mathews, Kow Otani, Depeche Mode, Danny Elfman, Enya, Jimi Hendrix, Thomas Dolby, Pet Shop Boys, Michael Hedges, Ultravox, Isao Tomita, Trevor Jones, Simon and Garfunkel, The Chieftans, Jethro Tull, Jean-Jacques Perrey, Howard Jones, Herbie Hancock, John Williams, Randy Edelman, Duran Duran, Richard Wagner, Gary Wright, Gheorghe Zamfir, Gershon Kingsley, Visage, Harry Gregson-Williams, Tangerine Dream, Harumi Fujita, Yasauki Fujita, Kitaro, Devo, Chick Corea, Jean Michel Jarre, Led Zeppelin, ES Posthumus, Claude Debussy, Maurice Jarre, Max Vague(synthesizer work anyway, not his guitar playing), Enigma, Apocalyptica, The Police, Shinji Hosoe, Thomas Newman, Alexandre Desplat, James Newton Howard, James Horner, Bogdan Irkük, Tyler Bates
Books: Broca's Brain, The Demon-Haunted World, The Intelligent Man's Guide to Science Volumes 1 and 2, Fermat's Enigma, The God Delusion(Although I find some of the contentions either too extreme or not researched thoroughly enough), The Ancestor's Tale, The God Theory, Cosmos, Asimov on Physics, The Origin of Species, Understanding Physics, Comet, Frontiers of Astronomy, The Collapsing Universe, Genius: The Life and Science of Richard Feynman, Carl Sagan: A Life, Science and Method, The Trouble With Physics, Big Bang, Corrupted Science, Poetry of the Universe, A Brief History of Time, The Universe in a Nutshell, Letter to a Christian Nation, The Elegant Universe, The Voyage of the Beagle, Chaos: Making a New Science, Cosmic Dawn, The Promise of Space, Discarded Science, Dark Cosmos, Pale Blue Dot, Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors, Physics For the Rest of Us, Dragons of Eden, Hiding in the Mirror, The First Three Minutes, Mars: The Lure of the Red Planet, The End of Faith, Six Easy Pieces, A Short History of Nearly Everything, The Case For Israel, The Selfish Gene, Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Nicomachean Ethics, The Republic, Fabric of the Cosmos, The Reluctant Mr. Darwin, The Extravagant Universe, 1984, Contact, The War of the Worlds, 2001: A Space Odyssey, 2010: Odyssey Two, The Martian Chronicles, Of Mice and Men, Dracula, Frankenstein, Starship Troopers, Animal Farm, I Robot, The Naked Sun, The Songs of Distant Earth, The Puppet Masters, Dune, Children of Dune, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Foundation Trilogy, Prelude to Foundation, Foward the Foundation, Foundation and Earth, Foundation's Edge, Childhood's End, Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, The Gods Themselves, Around the World in Eighty Days, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Brave New World, The Mysterious Island, Fahrenheit 451, Rendezvous with Rama, The Island of Dr. Moreau, Revelation Space, The Invisible Man, The Time Machine, Fantastic Voyage, In the Days of the Comet, The Black Cloud, The Nine Billion Names of God, The Last Question, I Remember Babylon, The Door into Summer, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions
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