In the beginning all was darkness.

Two ex-customs agents from Peoria, Illinois sat in silence.

One ex-agent placed his finger inside of his nose up to the second digit, and when he did remove it - behold!

Green, shining, and new - there did exist CYBERMUNK! Miraculously, upon the glorious face of Cybermunk, there did exist but six men: Monkeyboy, Senor Guano, Azura Fukamora, Lupe Hernandez, Rocca, and DJ Rhonda.

On the first day, they formed a band.

On the second day, they decided that they were tired of tripping over misplaced furniture and "accidentally" punching each other in the nads and so Monkeyboy said, "Let there be light!" and after a longish, uncomfortable pause, there WAS light, a bit flickery and inconsistent, but it was good enough.

On the third day, they found instruments and began to create loops and samples.

On the forth day, they decided that the vocals would sound better with a female singer, and so they found Neena (working in a cocktail bar...this much is true...)

On the fifth day Senor Guano had a paternity hearing, so that pretty much blew the whole day.

On the sixth day they went to the waterslides where DJ Rhonda was killed and Rocca hideously scarred in a tragic boating accident.

On the seventh day they went on tour and have since become the end all / be all, a force to reckon with (if you will) in electronic/fusion/hip-hop/hous e/alternarock music. Lift your faces to the sky, Sing praises to the glory that is: CYBERMUNK!!!