So I love the Jonas Brothers.. I have a really bad case of OJD!!!!!!!
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Hilarious Joe Jonas Quotes~
- Hold on...to your bike!
- Im so exited im gunna go run in traffic!...wait, theres no cars in Oklahoma!
- And we juz wanna wish you a merry Christmas, a Happy Haunakah, Kwanza, Quiziggyziggyzan!
- Look at Nick, hes a stud Muffin!
- No I don't have a third arm, you silly fans! HA HA HA.
- ( When asked his favorite stores ) Limited too and Payless Shoes! But Im more of a Limited Too kinda guy!
- Ive been trying to put this 50 dollar bill in this machine for an hour now!
- Check it, Im sportin a Neck pillow straight outta dome yo!
- Miley Cyrus Needs a straight jacket!
- Im originally from the planet XZ315 and im here to take over what you call the World.
- Hey guyz, im Enrique Iglesias.
- Every recording studio needs a rubber chicken!
- Yo girl whats up? How u doin? Whats goin down??
- Frankie, our six year old brother has a band of his own. Yea their pretty ah-mazing! I have all 8 albums : Greatest hits voulumes 1, 2,and 3. And their 3 Christmas albums they released all on the same day. And the St. Patricks Day Exclusive Album. Yeah, im a big fan! I collect all the merchandise: Cereal boxes, key chains, and glow-in-the-dark navagation systems!
- I tried to jump a fence to ride a 500 pound cow but I got tazered.
- As soon as they hear us start to play year 3000......all the kids jump into their time machines and are like WERE GOING TO THE YEAR 3000!
- Pick up our album August 7th! Buy a bunch of them......for your friends, your dogs, your cats, your whales...... WHAT!? People have pet whales!?
- Im really excited cuz in like negative 5 days I am turning 18!
- This is our tour bus bathroom: only tinkly-winkly no poopy-woopy
- When were on the road touring, we braid each others hair.
- Everyday I would go into the closet with my Barney glow-in-the-dark t-shirt and I would juz stare at it for like multiple hours!
- I have to put earplugs in so I don't hear myself think...becuz I think REALLY loud! Im like Joe, I have a great idea! Go get cheeseburgers!
- I perfer medium shows. Almost over medium, like uh, medium-middle-top-big, sorta like medium rare!
- How are you? Hey we're sitting, we're so exited to talk to you! Im actually standing up, I lied, im sorry. I thought I was sitting, my brain told me to sit and my body told me to stand!
- Hello kids I am yellow bot from Yellow planet and are you Jack sparrow? The one they cal... Jack Sparrow?
- AWWKKKWWAAARRDD!!
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*Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please wait while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, and You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I don't want to be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Nicholas, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. You make me feel like I can't Take A Breath. I wish I could be your "Girl of My Dreams", I truly do. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Hold On just A Little Bit Longer while I say Goodnight and Goodbye!
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