i am 16 and i love to shop!
mood: fine

There are three types of people in this world - those who can count, and those who can't.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Love your enemies, it gets them really confused.
I used to be Schizophrenic, but we're better now.
Cananyonehelpmefixthespacebaro nmykeyboard?

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?

All the king's HORSES and all the king's men? No wonder they couldn't put Humpty together again. Just what did they expect the horses to do, anyway?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
If barbie is so popular, why do we have to by her friends?