The Bastard Fairies
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Twisted Pop For Twisted Minds. Download your copy of the new album now for free. Visit www.thebastardfaires.com for more info.
The Bastard Fairies could be termed an oxymoron. If this is the case then their music is most definitely oxymoronic. Naughty but nice, sweet and sour, beautifully macabre, wonderfully morose. Like a baby with a razor blade, it'll hug you then cut you with no warning. Lead singer Yellow Thunder Woman, fiercly intelligent and clearly disturbed is that baby, assigned to take you through the many trials of life and understand that, no matter who you are, or where you've come from, we are all f**ked up and twisted and each of us a bastard fairy in our own little way. She is Native American, a direct decendant of the Great Ponca Chief Standing Bear, an Indian princess and member of the Yankton Sioux. In the Lakota language sioux means snake in the grass and Yellow Thunders inner soul is just that. She's the sort of girl who you could take to meet your ultra conservative, christian parents and appear to them to be the most perfect sweet little thing. Then, just when you think you're safe, up jumps that snake and bites into your mothers neck. Injecting her central nervous system with venomous tales of how to give great blow jobs and having extra marital affairs. But before you know it, shes served up an antidote of pure cute and all fellatious thoughts are gone. However, be aware that like herpes of the mouth it lurks in the shadows of one's concience waiting to strike and there is no cure. Life is very short and death is very long so come on friends lets embrace our own little peculiarities and become part of the Bastard Fairy family.

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The Bastard Fairies - Rollerskate Song ftg Ukulele Group
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The Bastard Fairies-We're All Going To Hell (Official Video)
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THE CANARY EFFECT Official Trailer from Bastard Fairy Films
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The Bastard Fairies - A Venomous Tale
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In Conversation With Robin Davey - Bastard Fairies
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Joey Stronzo Is A Bastard (Bastard Fairies)
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The Coolest 8 Year Old In The World Talks About O'Reilly
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The Bastard Fairies - Whatever
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The Bastard Fairies - Infomercial
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eelyo01| May 10, 2008
please subscribe!!!!
eelyo01| May 10, 2008
omg i love ur videos!!!
1twistedbastard| April 27, 2008
I always suspected I'm a fucking bastard, but thanks to you now I know for sure!! :D
gimickuk1| March 29, 2008
You went from The Hoax to playing in a ukal.... erghh... however you spell that twangy little midget jaws harp piece of shit... band
SecretiaTV| March 26, 2008
Hi, Bastards!
Secretia Collins here and I just wanted to give you a shout out to come see my show, SecretiaTV, here on mytube. Tell your friends :)
johnny1083| March 25, 2008
The singer is hot
Nukemoose1| March 25, 2008
PENIS
Nukemoose1| March 25, 2008
HERE COMES MY PENIS
system0slaven| March 21, 2008
Thank you for your speking out
cvte2| March 20, 2008
your songs are catchy and the videos have me laughing. I find myself singing the songs over and over and can't get them out of my head! You Bastard fairies are genuis! keep up the good work!
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