i love my moe

B:[rings doorbell]
F:[opens door] hello? What are you doing here?
B:felix I've got some bad news.(in serious voice)
F:what?
B:I went to the doctor the other day and he told me something that might make you want to kill yourself.
F:okay so what is it?
B:I warn you that this might be hard to take.
F:what the fuck is it? (all pissed off)
B:I have aids...(in pussy voice)
F:what? (pauses and looks disgusted)
B:you might want to get yourself checked.
F:haha how did you get aids you stupid... wait what
B:you might want to get checked for aids.
F:why I don't have aids all the chicks I fucked were std free. (in cocky voice)
B:yeaaaahhh well one morning when you slept over I decided to jerk off in your cereal and I watched you eat it. (in really funny voice)
F:WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY! (super pissed)
B:yeah I thought youd be pissed. You should just kill yourself. (in lifes over voice)
F:MY LIFE IS OVER. (scream while running into oncoming traffic)
B:stupid asshole I have cancer not aids.
God:yey child
B:who the fuck
God:im the creator of all that is
B:your sean connery?
God:no im the one you call god
B:okaaaay uh yeah I don't know what your smoking but I swear I don't have money on me man
God:I don't want your money I want your soul
B:I don't have one of those
God:I created all my childeren with essence
B:your not my dad now FUCK OFF
God:oi now you done it
B:what are you doin
God:I have something to show you (unzips skin and evil goat pops out)
B:noooooooooooo
Goat:now come here bitch
B:I hate goats (yells)
F:well I hope this sketch has taught you something today
B:it sure has felix god is an evil goat who wants to rape you
F:that's right so remember kids
B&F:don't go to church unless you want a goat to rape you
B:eat snacky smores