A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars charact
A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it.
Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it.
Admiral: This is Admiral Biatch to base camp, it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike and I have no experience with this type of shit. Who should I call for help?
Vader: It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!) Reconstructin' the Death Star! With my slick suede suit that's black like tar, Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine: Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side! Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by! And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!
Vader: And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda: Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene, 900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green! Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando: Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.
Chewbacca: *Wookie yell*
Lando: Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke: Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister! The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi: Luke! Use the force before intercourse, but Luke! Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke: Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun) The chosen one, hotter than both suns! Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split! He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!) Vader: No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe!
(Rebels!) Luke: You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!) Palpatine: I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!) Yoda: You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo: Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug! Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug! Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore, trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO: Oh, my, goodness gracious me! I'm a gay man's golden fantasy! Programmed for homo-ecstasy, ten million forms of gay positioning. For my golden shower, you must pay a fee, but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks* R2-D2, watch your language! Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa like to drink and smoke all night! Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife. Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb. Meesa will fuck you with me tongue. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
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For the free MP3 visit www.jonlajoie.com
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The monument to Stonehenge!!
This is Spinal Tap
In ancient times,
Hundreds of years b
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In ancient times, Hundreds of years before the dawn of history. There lived a strange race of people...the Druids. No one knows who they were, or...what they were doing... But their legacy remains... Hewn into the living rock of Stonehenge...
Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell Where the banshees live and they do live well Stonehenge! Where a man is a man and the children dance To the pipes of Pan...
Stonehenge! Tis' a magic place, Where the moon doth rise, with a dragon's face Stonehenge! Where the virgins lie And the prayer of devils fill the midnight sky...
And you my love, won't you take my hand We'll go back in time, To that mystic land Where the dew drops cry, and the cats meow I will take you there I will show you how....
And Oh how they danced... The little children of Stonehenge Beneath the haunted moon... For fear that daybreak, might come too soon...
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