Boxman tries to get a girlfriend.
LEARN THE DANCE: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-TK_KyJx
Boxman tries to get a girlfriend.
LEARN THE DANCE: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-TK_KyJxcq4 BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh.com/merch
Beat by Lance Dean: http://myspace.com/theellarsound
Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com/videos/boxmangf
http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: There was this one time not too long ago I saw this one girl that made my heart explode She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho If I made her my girl, my life would be whole
I've never spoken to her, not even a word I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd But believe me I've tried, but to no avail When I flirt with girls, I always fail
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend
It's about time that I face my fears Or I'll regret this for years and years Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl... Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl
Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this ...You smell that? it smells like piss Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee Will you please go on a date with me?
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot You know that kinda thing will get you shot Humans and boxes just don't intertwine I could have you arrested for this crime What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century Why you gotta go and act so elementary I'm human inside, although it doesn't show Come on baby, lets go
I'm not gonna let people bring me down Now that's just something that I won't allow I taught myself that i should just walk away But then I always throw boiling water in their face
If there's something that I've learned from all this It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates But sticking together through thick and thin And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend?
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For New Hampshire, Nevada, South Carolina - and beyond.
"I'm asking you to believe.
No
For New Hampshire, Nevada, South Carolina - and beyond.
"I'm asking you to believe. Not in just my ability to bring about real change in Washington... I'm asking you to believe in yours." Barack Obama
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Highlights from the Obama movement.
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Hank's pre-super-tuesday video spectacular...in which he admits that, since the loss of hi
Hank's pre-super-tuesday video spectacular...in which he admits that, since the loss of his beloved Edwards, he's become an obama fan.
http://www.envirowonk.com
Check out YouTube's Super Tuesday coverage: http://www.youtube.com/supertuesday
I Got a Crush on Obama from Barely Political: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU
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Yes, We Can! - Si, Se Puede!
Song & video, featuring a star cast, by will.i.am of The Bla
Yes, We Can! - Si, Se Puede! Song & video, featuring a star cast, by will.i.am of The Black Eyed Peas. Inspired by Barack Obama's 'Yes We Can' speech.
---------------------------------------- 06/04/08 Note: Comments will be opened for awhile today. As always, any postings with derogatory comments about anyone will be removed and the poster will be blocked. -------------------------
Official song site: http://www.yeswecansong.com
Obama Campaign Site: http://www.barackobama.com/
Yes we can what?: http://www.barackobama.com/issues/
Is it true that he....?: http://factcheck.barackobama.com/
Be a part of the video at: http://www.hopeactchange.com
-Lyrics-
It was a creed written into the founding documents that declared the destiny of a nation.
Yes we can.
It was whispered by slaves and abolitionists as they blazed a trail toward freedom.
Yes we can.
It was sung by immigrants as they struck out from distant shores and pioneers who pushed westward against an unforgiving wilderness.
Yes we can.
It was the call of workers who organized; women who reached for the ballots; a President who chose the moon as our new frontier; and a King who took us to the mountaintop and pointed the way to the Promised Land.
Yes we can to justice and equality.
Yes we can to opportunity and prosperity.
Yes we can heal this nation.
Yes we can repair this world.
Yes we can.
We know the battle ahead will be long, but always remember that no matter what obstacles stand in our way, nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling for change.
We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics...they will only grow louder and more dissonant ........... We've been asked to pause for a reality check. We've been warned against offering the people of this nation false hope.
But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope.
Now the hopes of the little girl who goes to a crumbling school in Dillon are the same as the dreams of the boy who learns on the streets of LA; we will remember that there is something happening in America; that we are not as divided as our politics suggests; that we are one people; we are one nation; and together, we will begin the next great chapter in the American story with three words that will ring from coast to coast; from sea to shining sea --
Yes. We. Can.
Celebrities featured include: Jesse Dylan, Will.i.am, Common, Scarlett Johansson, Tatyana Ali, John Legend, Herbie Hancock, Kate Walsh, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Adam Rodriquez, Kelly Hu, Amber Valetta, Eric Balfour, Aisha Tyler, Nicole Scherzinger and Nick Cannon
Also check out this other great song and video inspired by Barack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyJ72iZ3tW4
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Read!
Before you comment and I am attacking white people just listen to the whole video.
Read! Before you comment and I am attacking white people just listen to the whole video. I say stuff about black folk too.
I have been asked to be a contributer by the Mail & Guardian blog, thouthleader.co.za - check out my blogs on the following link: http://www.thoughtleader.co.za/khayadlanga
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http://www.nerdfighters.com
In which Hank confuses Denver for Isengard...apparently.
I
http://www.nerdfighters.com In which Hank confuses Denver for Isengard...apparently.
I liked the first one so much, and my layover on the way back was EVEN LONGER! So I just had to do it...y'know...the full song.
For those of you asking, I was on my way home from the Detroit Auto Show when I filmed this. But the editing took some time.
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Ah, the smell of seaweed and seagull poop. The grating sound of sea rats. Makes your cube
Ah, the smell of seaweed and seagull poop. The grating sound of sea rats. Makes your cube feel pretty comfortable right now.
My mother in law, I discovered, doesn't care much for seagulls. Neither does WifeofNalts.
I wonder if they mind if I post this? Common, guys You know I love you both. And this is just a tiny bit funny, isn't it? A teeny weenie bit funny?
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I know this is a gay video! LOL But I do get lots of emails asking me why I seem so happy
I know this is a gay video! LOL But I do get lots of emails asking me why I seem so happy so I just ramble on about it.
I KNOW many people have serious and or medical issues that make happiness tougher but I think for many of us sitting there wanting to complain or getting annoyed by a lot of little things, we can really fight it by choosing to be happy.
I told you I would be less stressed in 2008 and I meant it! I will also find more joy in everyday life.
WHY WAIT TO BE HAPPY?!
Thanks for listening! NEW WTBS will be up Fri or Sat -then I may be off next week to chill. I am still fighting a cold!
Love, Michael Buck
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