South Park
Season 7 Episode 5
J.Lo (Cartman's left hand) - Taco Flavored Kisses megamix
South Park
Season 7 Episode 5
J.Lo (Cartman's left hand) - Taco Flavored Kisses megamix
Enjoy^^ and sing along...
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Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses.
Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.
Baby, let's make a run for the border,
I've got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what I'll order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.
I need to make a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll take off my top.
Do you remember what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.
Yea-ah, and don't forget the hot sauce, chulo.
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So spectacularrr in every way.
You bring light into my life, Ben.
You almost make me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
I love you, Ben, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos.
oh, baby, baby, can I have your tacos?
Those tacos sure look good!
I'm just Jenny from the hood!
Ooh, can I have your tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
What the hell is wrong with you!?
You chulos can't even keep a beat!
I deserve better than this!
I am Hennifer Hlopez!
Where's my water?
Not Evian, Pellegrino you stupid bitch!!
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This DVD shows you how to be the perfect nerd!
Music Used:
Spice Girls - Wannabe
Fe
This DVD shows you how to be the perfect nerd!
Music Used:
Spice Girls - Wannabe
Fergie - Clumsy
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No Soulja Boy doesn't suck! We just spoofed this song because we actually like the beat a
No Soulja Boy doesn't suck! We just spoofed this song because we actually like the beat a lot!
Asian Boy - Yank Dat Cameltoe
Written By: Ryan Higa
Performed By: Ryan Higa & Sean Fujiyoshi
Based on the original song:
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat
LYRICS:
Intro
Soulja Boy sucks.
I got a new dance for ya called cameltoe!
YOU!
You gotta grab dat and yank it a few times for me.
AWWWWWWWWWWW!
YOU!
Chorus (x2)
Asian boy I'm no negro
I eat rice, I am yellow.
I can't rap for shit but still
I cameltoe dat hoe.
Now yank that,
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
Verse 1
Asian boy can cameltoe
It's a simple pop and lock
Cameltoe your hole,
Then watch me yank those shorts high up
Super fresh, but hurts your cock,
Also hurts the ass crack man
When I do dat cameltoe
I pray to god and yank dat thing
Now OOOOOOOOOOOH!
It really hurts your own ass
And if you think that's frightening
Wait till after when you pass gas
You catch me at your local party
Yes I yank it everywhere
People get mad cuz they're
Jealous of my underwear.
Chorus (x2)
Asian boy I'm no negro
I eat rice, I am yellow.
I can't rap for shit but still
I cameltoe dat hoe.
Now yank that,
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
Verse 2
I like to eat nato.
While I'm playing my halo
I don't give remote to Sean
Cuz he gon change the Channel.
Haterz wanna be me
Asian boy, I'm the man
They be using my chopstick
Saying hes fresh from Japan, man (man)
Eat tofu and (Eat tofu and)
Dance (dance)
Cows go moo (Cows go moo and)
NOPE, you can't do it like me
HOE, So don't do it like me
Go, means 5 in Japanese.
Man your face is UGLY.
Chorus (x2)
Asian boy I'm no negro
I eat rice, I am yellow.
I can't rap for shit but still
I cameltoe dat hoe.
Now yank that,
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
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Again we don't hate soulja boy!!! We only spoof his music because its the best and most po
Again we don't hate soulja boy!!! We only spoof his music because its the best and most popular to spoof!
So Damn Stupid!
Written and Performed by:
Ryan Higa
Sean Fujiyoshi
Lyrics
Intro:
Hey, I can't understand what the hell hes saying, so I'm gonna write something new for y'all. Man sometimes his songs are so stupid and it gets on my nerves and I don't want to hear it. So stupid like DayDeeDay!
Chorus:
(Hey Asian Boy, can I) DayDeeDay
(Yo Sean, I really like your) DayDeeDay
(I made a fart) Daybededay Daybededay
(Hey man, I was just wondering can I get your) DayDayDee.
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (DayDay)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (DayDay)
Verse 1:
I wanna ask you Soulja Boy
How the hell you became a star.
You don't even rap or sing,
You just shout its so bizarre.
How you sold so much copies,
That everybody wants to jive.
If everybody thought like me,
You wouldn't even sell five.
And your lucky that you even have
1 fan that wants to talk to you.
(DeeDayDayDee So Stupid DayDayDoo)
This song is so stupid,
That I just want you to know:
Instead of Cranking Dat!
Lets Yank Dat Cameltoe!
Chorus:
(Hey Asian Boy, can I) DayDeeDay
(Yo Sean, I really like your) DayDeeDay
(I made a fart) Daybededay Daybededay
(Hey man, I was just wondering can I get your) DayDayDee.
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (DayDay)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (DayDay)
Verse 2:
You're a disgrace, this isn't music!
Walking up:
"Soulja boy you make me so damn sick!"
(DayDay)
Don't sing this song,
Its a piece of crap!
I'm hearing all of this,
And you deserve a slap.
Retire now, might as well give up.
You're popular just like
2 Girls and 1 Cup!
(DeeDayDee)
(DeeDayDee)
(DeeDay, DayDay, DayDay, Day, Aww Debededay)
Chorus:
(Hey Asian Boy, can I) DayDeeDay
(Yo Sean, I really like your) DayDeeDay
(I made a fart) Daybededay Daybededay
(Hey man, I was just wondering can I get your) DayDayDee.
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (DayDay)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (Day)
So Damn Stupid! (DayDayDay)
Based on the original song:
Soulja Boy - Yahhh!
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NOTE: You won't understand this video unless you watch Potter Puppets Mysterious Ticking N
NOTE: You won't understand this video unless you watch Potter Puppets Mysterious Ticking Noise. So if you haven't seen it, go check it out!
Hilo Puppets
By Ryan Higa
Sean Fujiyoshi
Tim Enos
Kyle Chun
Jason Lin
Based on the original video "Potter Puppets"
Our version is called "Hilo Puppets" because we are all from Hilo, Hawaii.
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the video of the hamster song
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See this video in HIGH QUALITY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE1KivIjXI8&fmt=18
Befor
See this video in HIGH QUALITY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE1KivIjXI8&fmt=18
Before you leave mean comments, just know that our friend Gil (the Cop) is an awesome and talented young fish who loves performing and making light of his Swimdrome. He's a smart and funny fish, and has complete awareness of his fins. And we all had an awesome time shooting "Retarded Fish!"
APRIL FOOLS!!! THANKS FOR SUBSCRIBING!
Special thanks to Felicia Day of "The Guild" for playing with us!
http://www.youtube.com/watchtheguild
Thanks to Scott Perry for the great idea and some of the best puns!
http://www.youtube.com/thesaptube
And of course thanks as always to the ever-so-talented Josh "The Ponceman" Perry!!!
http://www.youtube.com/ponceman
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