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music and lyrics by bo burnham
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Chorus...
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...
Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name
Chorus....
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.
My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
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Saltines first single. Eat it up.
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Watch the official video for "Pork and Beans" from Weezer starring some familiar YouTube f
Watch the official video for "Pork and Beans" from Weezer starring some familiar YouTube faces. New Self-Titled "Red Album" out June 3rd, 2008!
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**To see extra outtakes being released in the next week and future battles SUBSCRIBE NOW!!
**To see extra outtakes being released in the next week and future battles SUBSCRIBE NOW!! It's worth it. **
The Biggest Online Dance Battle just got BIGGER.
Miley Cyrus and Mandy Jiroux GET SERVED by
The ACDC (Adam/Chu Dance Crew) and a host of ALL STARS in this epic dance collision.
Jon M. Chu (Director of Step Up 2 The Streets) and Adam Sevani (Moose in Step Up 2 The Streets) along with their other Step Up 2 cast members and other ACDC recruits battle back at Miley Cyrus and Mandy Jiroux in this epic online dance battle that has taken YouTube by storm.
"M&M came back strong, now we get to show what we got"
HISTORY:
April 10, 2008
Jon M. Chu and Adam Sevani challenge Miley and Mandy to "The Biggest Online Dance Battle in YouTube history". The rules are...there are NO rules. both crews are allowed to do whatever they want, however they want. Jon and Adam name their crew the ACDC (Adam/Chu Dance Crew). They release their first battle video.
April 15 2008
Miley and Mandy respond with a giant video to Madonna and Justin Timberlake's song, "4 Minutes". In 24 hours their video gets OVER A MILLION hits and become an instant YouTube classic. It gets posted on Perez, Access Hollywood, Yahoo News, Ellen etc. They even recruit one of Step Up's own to be in their video (Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan).
April 28, 2008
Adam and Chu release a teaser for their response to the Miley and Mandy video. It sets a date and time for the release of their next installment, "April 30th 9pm PST." Buzz grows.
April 30, 2008
There is an ONLINE frenzy on the ChuPictures youtube page where the fans have gathered for the live release of the battle video. Chu's youtube triples it's views in twenty minutes before the video has even been uploaded. Technical difficulties lead to the delay of the video release for 1 hour. Frenzy only gets bigger.
April 30, 2008 10pm
This video is released...now who knows where this story goes from here....
***THANK YOU TO ALL ACDC MEMBERS WHO CAME OUT IN SUPPORT FOR US!!**
MEMBERS OF THE ACDC:
Chris Scott
Luigi Rosada
Harry Shum Jr
Flea Rock
Legacy
BShaw
Moy
Casper
Trent Dickens
Lucas Raynaud
JD MCelroy
Mihran
Jon Scott
Sean Scott
Kamile
Lil John
Flipz
Madd Chad
Dave Scott
Kristi Crader
Reakt
K.O.
Plik Plok
Hok
Lacey
Black Thomas
Telisha Shaw
Liat Baruch
Kelli Exum
Jamal Sims
Tommy J. Styles
Reina
Brianna Evigan
Robert Hoffman
Adam Shankman
Adam Sandler
Chris Brown
Brittany Snow
Amanda Bynes
Diana Ross
Elijah Kelley
Evan Ross
NLT
Brandon T Jackson
Lindsay Lohan
Jabbawockeez
SONGS IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:
Tomoyasu Hotei- "Battle Without Honor or Humanity"
Available now on iTunes
Busta Rhymes-"Don't Touch Me"
Available now on iTunes
K.O.- "ACDC Mega Mix"
kothelegend.com
Miley Cyrus- "See You Again", "Nobody's Perfect" and "The Best of Both Worlds"
Available now on iTunes
SPECIAL THANKS TO...
MICHAEL BAUM
SOPHIA ROSSI
BRENT BOLTHOUSE
ANDREW MEYER
CAST AND CREW OF "BEDTIME STORIES"
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You asked cute boys to message you, but.. I thought that this might be a better approach
You asked cute boys to message you, but.. I thought that this might be a better approach to show my love.
Lyrics:
I remember the first time you caught my eye
I was flipping the channels around not sure what I'd find
And then this pretty girl showed up out of no where, hey this works for me
"Dude what the heck why are you watching Disney?"
Now my alarm is set for 7 pm and I don't miss a show
Just because I watch Hannah Montana doesn't mean I'm alone
I feel this deep connection between Miley and I
"Are you kidding me? She's like only 9..."
Miley please don't freak out
Your all I think about
I st-st-stuttered my mom catches us making out.
It's you I've got to see.
For once, not on TV
My best friends wondering
Why I'm watching Disney
Next time that we hang out
No more cardboard mouth.
I just can't wait till then
Oh noowahoo I can't wait to see you instead.
So do you really have a youtube account?
I gotta subscribe!
In this one video you say you have zero boyfriends
Miley cyrus I could be that guy!
You say you're saving yourself for marriage
Wink wink me too ;-)
Here me out, I just wanna be with you.
Miley you know who to call if you get lonely
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This song is based off her song "See You Again"
Download My Song Here:
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=ECP839XUHNWK
http://www.myspace.com/davedays
Or just RIGHT CLICK THIS:
http://gator163.hostgator.com/~davedays/music/mileyseeyouaga in.mp3
Oh and my green shirt is in the wash, okay?!
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Anthony and Ian stumble upon a murder while playing with their new RC plane.
Watch this
Anthony and Ian stumble upon a murder while playing with their new RC plane.
Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com
http://smosh.com
http://myspace.com/smosh
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*Post your own vid of you singing our song*
The amazing new Our song music video from T
*Post your own vid of you singing our song*
The amazing new Our song music video from Taylor Swift
*sorry that the words are off like a really little bit.. i didn't have the music video version of the soundtrack, but it doesn't really make that much of a difference..
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Features Tyler Hilton. Latest music video for "Teardrops On My Guitar"
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