if a piano player is a pianist why is a race car driver not a raciest?

if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea do 1 out of 5 people enjoy it?

if Fedex and Ups merged would they become Fed up?

one day a turkey said to a bull "i wish i could get to the top of that tree" the bull said "my droppings are filled with nutrients, they could give you energy" the turkey pecked at the droppings and was able to reach the first branch. the next day he ate some more and got to the second branch. on the fourth day he got to the top, and was then shot by farmer MORAL: BS CAN GET YOU TO THE TOP BUT WON'T KEEP YOU THERE