Spoof of the famous "My New Haircut" video: This is the Jewish Edition!
Oy Vey!
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Spoof of the famous "My New Haircut" video: This is the Jewish Edition!
Oy Vey!
A few people have had trouble understanding the video because they are not Jewish. We don't discriminate here, so below is an explanation of everything Jewish mentioned in the video... so, I guess that's everything.
EXPLANATION OF EVERYTHING FOR GOYIM (NON-JEWS):
-Yarmulke: The hat that Jews wear on their head. (The one I am wearing in the video)
-Tuchus: Ass, butt, rear end
-Mishpocha: My Crew/friends/family
-Shtup: To Fuck or hump
-Yenta: A Jew, usually a woman, who tends to gossip... I use it in the sense of a Jewish female.
-Shmeckle: Penis
-Shicksas: Non-Jewish women.
-Mensch: A good boy/ well-mannered gentleman; highly respected.
-"Ashem as my witness": "G-d as my witness"
-Schmuck: A jerk
-Punim: Literally means a face, but is used in the terms of a bad face or a bad look, like the "evil eye"
-Zetz: A hit or a smack
-Schnoz: Nose
-Boychick: An endearing term for a Jewish male.
-Shabbos: Jewish version of The Sabbath.
-Oy/Oy Vey/Oy Gevault: An exclamation, like, "Ugh!"
-Matzah: Unleavened bread that Jews eat on the holiday of Passover.
-Mammeleh: Yiddish for Mom or Mother.
-Schfitz: Sweat
-JCC: Acronym for Jewish Community Center. The Jewish equivalent of the YMCA.
-Macabi Beer: An Israeli Beer.
-Gefilte Fish: A Jewish delicacy. It is basically Carp fish ground up with gelatin and molded together into a lump.
-Latkes: Potato Pancakes, generally eaten during Hanukah.
-Kuggel: Another type of Jewish food. It is kind of like Bread pudding, but usually cut into squares.
-Hamantaschen: Jewish cookies made for the holiday, Purim. They are triangle-shaped and jelly-filled. They are triangular because of the evil emperor Haman's hat (That's why I make the triangle over my head).
-Farshnikkert/Farshikkert: Drunk/shitfaced (A shikker is a drunk)
-Manischewitz (pronounced MAN-i-SHEV-ITS): Jewish Kosher wine. It is known for it's unbearably sweet taste. It's pretty gross.
-Mikveh/Mikvah: A ceremonial Jewish bath/shower/washing place. (Instead of saying "I shower in that shit" I say "I fill my Mikveh with that shit"
-Shul: Temple/Synagogue. Where Jews worship (Our version of church)
-North Shore: Refers to the North Shore of Long Island, where many Jews live, myself included.
-Lower East Side: Refers to the Lower East Side of Manhattan, where many Jews live.
Okay, now you know Yiddish! If you have ANY other questions, please comment or message me.
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Official Merch: http://www.districtlines.com/MyNewHaircut
Ringtones:
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Official Merch: http://www.districtlines.com/MyNewHaircut
Ringtones:
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Yes, We Can! - Si, Se Puede!
Song & video, featuring a star cast, by will.i.am of The Bla
Yes, We Can! - Si, Se Puede!
Song & video, featuring a star cast, by will.i.am of The Black Eyed Peas. Inspired by Barack Obama's 'Yes We Can' speech.
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06/04/08 Note: Comments will be opened for awhile today. As always, any postings with derogatory comments about anyone will be removed and the poster will be blocked.
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Official song site:
http://www.yeswecansong.com
Obama Campaign Site:
http://www.barackobama.com/
Yes we can what?:
http://www.barackobama.com/issues/
Is it true that he....?:
http://factcheck.barackobama.com/
Be a part of the video at:
http://www.hopeactchange.com
-Lyrics-
It was a creed written into the founding documents that declared the destiny of a nation.
Yes we can.
It was whispered by slaves and abolitionists as they blazed a trail toward freedom.
Yes we can.
It was sung by immigrants as they struck out from distant shores and pioneers who pushed westward against an unforgiving wilderness.
Yes we can.
It was the call of workers who organized; women who reached for the ballots; a President who chose the moon as our new frontier; and a King who took us to the mountaintop and pointed the way to the Promised Land.
Yes we can to justice and equality.
Yes we can to opportunity and prosperity.
Yes we can heal this nation.
Yes we can repair this world.
Yes we can.
We know the battle ahead will be long, but always remember that no matter what obstacles stand in our way, nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling for change.
We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics...they will only grow louder and more dissonant ........... We've been asked to pause for a reality check. We've been warned against offering the people of this nation false hope.
But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope.
Now the hopes of the little girl who goes to a crumbling school in Dillon are the same as the dreams of the boy who learns on the streets of LA; we will remember that there is something happening in America; that we are not as divided as our politics suggests; that we are one people; we are one nation; and together, we will begin the next great chapter in the American story with three words that will ring from coast to coast; from sea to shining sea --
Yes. We. Can.
Celebrities featured include: Jesse Dylan, Will.i.am, Common, Scarlett Johansson, Tatyana Ali, John Legend, Herbie Hancock, Kate Walsh, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Adam Rodriquez, Kelly Hu, Amber Valetta, Eric Balfour, Aisha Tyler, Nicole Scherzinger and Nick Cannon
Also check out this other great song and video inspired by Barack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyJ72iZ3tW4
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