Lizzy the Lezzy doing an L word special! contains spoilers from season 3.
I'm lizzy th
Lizzy the Lezzy doing an L word special! contains spoilers from season 3.
I'm lizzy the lezzy the L word is cool
I'm lizzy the lezzy those girls make us drool
I'm lizzy the lezzy we all fancy shane
I'm lizzy the lezzy but jenny is a pain
Hello. My name is lizzy. I'm a lesbian. so naturally, I watch the L word. Finally, us lesbians get to watch lots of hot sexy chicks going down on each other -- they do quite a good job don't they, even if most of them are straight in real life. *sigh* oh well, we can still fantasise.
People always ask me, who is your favourite L word character? Who would you want to sleep with? I don't really know, I'd like to sleep with them all actually -- except for that awful Tonya. I wouldn't go near her with a barge pole! Bla! Dana, what were you thinking? That girl was a raving loony! Anyway, it doesn't matter anymore, because now you're dead. I hope you've been reunited with Mr. Piddles. Oh, and I'm really glad you got to sleep with the lovely lara again before you died. I don't usually go for red-haired chicks, but that lara.... Mmm.... Yummy... I wouldn't mind dying if lara was licking my pussy.
And what about jenny? Poor fucked-up jenny. Psycho jenny. Normally I would quite fancy jenny, a nice pretty Jewish girl and all that, but she really got the bum storyline didn't she? (Don't worry jenny, we all loved you in 24.) it's a shame coz it was all going so well at the beginning for you when you left Tim and you were getting it on with Marina. Ohhh Marina.... Now she's HOT! Chicks that hot that it scare me actually. if I ever got so lucky as to end up in bed with marina, I think I'd shit myself.
And then there's tina. Tina's sweet isn't she? Except when she's fucking guys of course. tut. silly. and beautiful bette. Dear bette. You really should chill out a little, and I don't mean in a Buddhist retreat. I keep hoping you'll rip off that boring business suit one day and show us all how you can really move that sexy flexible body of yours. Nice one with Candace by the way *wink* naughty...
And I wouldn't mind sleeping with Helena Peabody either, if her surname wasn't Peabody. Pfff. Helena Peabody. naa. Too posh for me. I prefer the kind of girl who farts in bed, like alice. You fart in bed, don't you alice? I bet you do hehe
And then there's shane. Everybody loves shane. *Sigh* have we learned nothing? Why do we always go for the bastards? She did seem to behave a little bit better though, with that delicious Carmen. Mmmm...Carmen de la Pica Morales. te quiero, muchooo mucho . Although I gotta admit... I also might be tempted to cheat on you if rosanna arquette wanted me as much as she wanted shane. I fuckin love rosanna arquette. Rosanna!
But surprisingly enough, moira, or rather, max has emerged as my all time favourite L word hero. Max, I take my pants off to you. When I saw you get that thing out and fuck Billy up the ass I vowed I would never miss another episode again. Fucking classic it was . I don't think I would like that though. Ouch! In fact I think I'll just put my pants back on actually, and take off my hat to you instead.
Anyway, I cant wait to see what happens next. Will dana come back from the dead? Will lisa the lesbian come back with a vagina? Will max fuck somebody else up the ass? Find out in the new season, of the L word... that's L for lizzy the lezzy of course ;)
girls in tight dresses with navy blue sashes...snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes... no hang on.. that's not right... hmm, um girls in tight dresses who drag with mustaches...chicks driving fast... um no, um...
fighting screaming fucking cleaning humping heaving pooing peeing hmm no um... shit.
I'm sorry, I cant sing is it ok if I do one of my own songs? Thanks.
add me on:
http://www.myspace.com/ruthselwyn or
http://www.myspace.com/garythegay
there are also episodes there in spanish, french, german and hebrew!
shop lizzy and gary at:
http://www.cafepress.com/lizzythelezzy
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Lizzy the Lezzy LWord Special Part 2 -CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM Season 4!
I'm Lizzy the le
Lizzy the Lezzy LWord Special Part 2 -CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM Season 4!
I'm Lizzy the lezzy the L word's the best
I'm Lizzy the lezzy we all love bette's chest
I'm Lizzy the lezzy we still fancy shane
I'm Lizzy the lezzy and jenny's still a pain.
Hello. Lizzy the lezzy here again, and another season of the L word has been and gone. It went far too quickly in my opinion. I mean, it seems like only yesterday that Shane was snorting coke off cherie jaffie's cleavage. Now of course, shane is flipping a new paige. hehe.
Yep, season 4 brought some delightful new characters, like Papi. First you sleep with Alice, and then straight afterwards you go down on Helena Peabody - I hope you washed your mouth out in between. And there are all those other lovely lesbians around and you end up with the only straight girl -- kit. And you cant even make her come. I don't blame you for trying though, Kit has got a great pair of tits, hasn't she?
*this paragraph didnt get animated - must have overlooked it!
And then there's Phyllis. Or syphilis, as I like to call her. Oh what a blubbering pain in the ass she turned out to be. You got yourself in a bit of a mess there alice, didn't you? Good job you were saved by Sergeant Tasha. Oooh, tasha, put on your battle rattle, and drill me Sergeant! I also want to have sex with a soldier in uniform!
But Alice wasn't the only one to benefit from the fresh faces, our Bette got lucky with one of the new chicks too. She learned sign language very quickly didn't she? And that Jodi's so lovely. Finally someone who puts Bette in her place. I wouldn't mind putting you in your place, darlin'
And Helena Peabody is a lot hotter without all that money, unless she's lying naked on top of it of course. And what a lovely surprise to see dana again briefly. And poor, poor jenny. It looks like she will probably be hospitalized next season.
And once again the L word shows us how a good muff munch can really change a person's life, because it looks like Max is going to go back to being Moira. Maybe now you'll shave that stupid vagina off your chin.
And now I'll sing the theme song for you all again -- I've been practicing this time...
Girls in tight dresses with hairy moustaches
Chicks driving fast having lots of car crashes
Women with large bust and women who give -- head
This is the way it's the way that we live, nar nar
"breathe' Talking, laughing, loving, breathing, fighting, fucking crying, drinking, riding, shagging, pissing, oh shit, can I do it again?
add me on:
http://www.myspace.com/ruthselwyn
there are also episodes there in spanish, french, german and hebrew!
shop lizzy at:
http://www.cafepress.com/lizzythelezzy
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For the first time, the animated lesbian Lizzy the Lezzy is
let loose on the streets of I
For the first time, the animated lesbian Lizzy the Lezzy is
let loose on the streets of Israel to film her gay and lesbian counterparts and discover the many reasons why it's good to be gay or lesbian in Israel. Throughout her journey, Lizzy persuades celebs and friends to sing her songs and share their opinions about the Israeli LGBT scene, all the while keeping her eyes peeled for any sexy chicks who might cross her path.
thank you so much to everyone who took part!
(if your internet connection isnt great you might have to pause it for a bit at the beginning to let it load.)
there's a version with hebrew subtitles over on ynet:
http://www.ynet.co.il/articles/0,7340,L-3559196,00.html
the musicians:
http://www.myspace.com/ronakenan
http://www.myspace.com/yaelheim
http://www.myspace.com/deckelbaum
http://www.myspace.com/elisoorani
http://www.myspace.com/ivriliderreal
filmmaker & israeli pop idol judge:
http://www.myspace.com/galuchovsky
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Meet Lizzy the Lezzy's best friend, Gary the Gay
add me on:
http://www.myspace.com/ru
Meet Lizzy the Lezzy's best friend, Gary the Gay
add me on:
http://www.myspace.com/ruthselwyn or
http://www.myspace.com/garythegay
there are also episodes there in spanish, french, german and hebrew!
shop lizzy and gary at:
http://www.cafepress.com/lizzythelezzy
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More fun with Lizzy the Lezzy and Gary the Gay
add me on:
http://www.myspace.com/ruth
More fun with Lizzy the Lezzy and Gary the Gay
add me on:
http://www.myspace.com/ruthselwyn or
http://www.myspace.com/garythegay
there are also episodes there in spanish, french, german and hebrew!
shop lizzy and gary at:
http://www.cafepress.com/lizzythelezzy
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Lizzy and Gary's tribute to Lawrence King, a 15-year-old gay California student allegedly
Lizzy and Gary's tribute to Lawrence King, a 15-year-old gay California student allegedly killed because of his sexual orientation Lizzy and Gary's tribute to Lawrence King, a 15-year-old gay California student allegedly killed because of his sexual orientation and gender expression.
Please repost this video to ensure that his memory is never forgotten, and to stamp out homophobia for good!
Please post comments of support and video responses!
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1582039/20080221/id_0.jhtml
Official Family Memorial Site: http://www.rememberlarry.com
http://www.myspace.com/rememberinglawrence
join the fight homophobia stream at:
http://youtube.com/stream?s=1785069568
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