A parody of Rihanna's music video for her song Umbrella, with "Barack Obama" and "Hillary
A parody of Rihanna's music video for her song Umbrella, with "Barack Obama" and "Hillary Clinton."
Music Video: Under Barack Obama
(parody of Rihanna's "Umbrella")
CAST
Nicole Parker - Hillary Clinton
Keegan-Michael Key - Barack Obama
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Obama: [rapping] Uh huh! Uh huh! Yo my girl Hillary, former first lady, will she be president? Who knows, maybe. Yo Barack Obama! I'm a black democrat, no I ain't no punk, Hillary's a hot mama. She's got her eyes on the prize, and I'm talking 'bout my junk. Hillary, where you at?
Hillary: I'm in the front. But what I want is a little bit of mandingo love. Bill had Monica, played him like a harmonica. So can I be blamed if I wanna get some strange?
Yes, I am a firm believer of some hardcore jungle fever. He's my boy, I am his girl, hellz yeah we're both down with the swirl! We may have differed on Iraq, but no one's stiffer in the sack. I can't lie - that's why I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
The polls have me in the lead, but your polls the only one I need.
Obama: Girl you're making me really hot, I'm gonna put my ballot in your slot.
Hillary: Pour your chocolate rain on me and I'll make you my VP.
Obama: Gonna put my lovin' on ya.
Hillary: I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay ay!
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Santana Featuring Chad Kroeger Into The Night
(C) 2007 Arista Records LLC, a unit of SONY
Santana Featuring Chad Kroeger Into The Night
(C) 2007 Arista Records LLC, a unit of SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
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A quick video I did this morning before I go away to Saskatoon for a week =( =D I hope yo
A quick video I did this morning before I go away to Saskatoon for a week =( =D I hope you like it though!
the song is Le Disko by Shiny Toy Guns but I remixed it. Lol, thanks for watching!
Warning: there IS gore and nudity, blood, violence, nakedness....more nakedness...and weird fantasy things. So, you're watching this AT YOUR OWN RISK. And you have been warned so don't say you haven't.
So if you're underage or not mature enough to watch, I advise that you don't. Be smart about it.
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Thanks to JacksonProductions for the video.
please visit http://www.JacksonProductions.
Thanks to JacksonProductions for the video.
please visit http://www.JacksonProductions.net
[Label]
{Backround}
Normal Singing
['Sing For The Moment Lyrics]
[Verse #1]
These ideas are nightmares to white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing
Its so scary in a house that allows no swearing
To see him walking around with his headphones blaring
Alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care
He's a problem child, what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about his fuckin' dad walkin' out
'Cus he hates him so bad that he blocks him out
If he ever saw him again, he'd probably knock him out
His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back
Talkin black, brainwashed from rock and rap
He sags his pants, do rags and a stocking cap
His stepfather hit him so he socked him back
And broke his nose, this house is a broken home
There's no control, he just lets his emotions go
[Chorus #1]
{C'mon} Sing with me, {Sing}, sing for the year
{Sing it} Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear {C'mon}
Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away...
[Verse #2]
Entertainment is changing, intertwinin' with gangsters
In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum
Only you're unholy, only have one homie
Only this gun, lonely, 'cus don't anyone know me
But everybody just feels like they can relate
I guess words are a motherfucka, they can be great
Or they can degrate, or even worse, they can teach hate
Its like these kids hang on every single statement we make
Like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum
Now how the fuck did this metamorphosis happen?
From standin' on corners and porches just rappin'
To havin' a fortune, no more kissin' ass
But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you
Fans turn on you, attorney's all want a turn at you
To get their hands on every dime you have
They want you to lose your mind every time you mad
So they can try to make you out to look like a loose canon
You need to spew, don't hesitate to produce handguns
Thats why these prosecutors wanna convict me
Strictly just to get me off of these streets quickly
But all their kids been listen'n, even religiously
So I'm signing CDs while police fingerprint me
They're for the judges daughter, but his grudge is against me
If I'm such a fuckin' menace, this shit doesn't make sense, Pete
It's all political, if my music is literal and I'm a criminal,
How the fuck can I raise a little girl?
I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to
You're full of shit too, Guerrera, that was a fist that hit you
[Chorus #2]
{C'mon} Sing with me, {Sing}, sing for the year
{Sing it} Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear {Sing it}
Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away...
[Verse #3]
They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well, can it load a gun for you and cock it too?
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault, and I'll get sued
See what these kids do, is hear about us totin' pistols
And they want to get one, 'cus they think the shit's cool
Not knowin' we're really just protectin' ourselves
We entertainers, of course this shit's affecting our sales
You ignoramus. but music is reflection of self
We just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail
It's fucked up ain't it, how we can come from practically nothin'
To bein' able to have any fuckin' thing that we wanted
That's why we sing for these kids that don't have a thing
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine
Who post pinup pictures on their walls all day long
Idolize their favorite rappers and know all their songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives
So they sit and they cry at night, wishing they die
'Till they throw on a rap record, and they sit and they vibe
We're nothing to you, but we're the fuckin' shit in their eyes
That's why we seize the moment, and try to freeze it and own it
Squeeze it and hold it, 'cus we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our songs
And we can
[Chorus #3]
Sing with me, {Sing}, sing for the year
{Sing it}, sing for the laughter, sing for the tear, {C'mon}
Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away...
[Chorus #4]
Sing with me, {Sing}, sing for the year
{Sing it}, sing for the laughter, sing for the tear, {C'mon}
Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away...
[Instrumental]
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Watch in HIGH QUALITY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYNRhzX6gw8&fmt=18
Makes quite a d
Watch in HIGH QUALITY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYNRhzX6gw8&fmt=18
Makes quite a difference, I think.
I actually like Linkin Park, believe it or not. Consider this like one of those Comedy Central celebrity roasts--it's all in good fun...that is, until Jeffrey Ross makes Bea Arthur cry.
I wrote this song two years ago. I decided to make a video for it when I heard they were releasing a new CD. Then I found out there was very little rap on the new album which pretty much renders my song obsolete.
But, what the hell, I decided to do it anyway. And, no, I don't think their CDs belong in the bargain bin although, being the cheapskate I am, I would very much like to find them there.
People keep asking about the lyrics and if they can have the mp3. So, you can download the mp3 here:
http://rapidshare.com/files/51983118/LinkinParkSatire.MP3
And here are the lyrics:
When I rap
I talk about the pain inside
The problems you went through back in junior high.
Computerized beats
We got 'em from the start
Then Chester comes along and
"Sings this part".
Then I rap some more
I say it all again like I did before.
Formulaic flow, one guy wears headphones
Here comes the same old chorus
You know the way it goes.
I just scream and shout
Don't know what I'm so pissed off about
Our success is hard to figure out.
Now I'm rapping again
You thought that I was done
Just like rap/rock back in 2001.
We never sold out, we had nothing to sell
Is your CD on repeat?
"You can't tell"
It's all the same
We gotta DJ even we don't know his name
You do what you can when your a TRL band
And 12 year old girls are your number 1 fans
Now I break it down
I'll sing soft and not so loud
We are masters of overproduced sound
Time to yell again
Still pissed off my god it never ends
(I'm gonna rap a little here)
Our CDs belong in the bargain bin.
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Song by Linkin Park, Remix by DJ Tom
DOWNLOAD the video =)
http://rapidshare.com/files/4
Song by Linkin Park, Remix by DJ Tom
DOWNLOAD the video =)
http://rapidshare.com/files/45154172/lp_numb_rmx_.wmv
song only: http://rapidshare.com/files/53458037/Linkin_Park_-_Numb_Tech no_Remix.mp3.html
I WONT SEND THIS SONG TO ANYONE ! SO DONT ASK ME! STFU FUCKERS!
Fuckin Great Song! ! !
ps: make comments :D xD
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