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Rantings of a MADMAN named Hubbard Episode 19 *8*1*8*
"Ah, but, it believes only one
Rantings of a MADMAN named Hubbard Episode 19 *8*1*8*
"Ah, but, it believes only one thing: 'I am fixed in space by an exterior determinism'. Now remember that, that is real important in the subject of exteriorisation. And this Thetan is surrounded entirely by this complete belief that something else is fixing everything else in space, although he can't find any source of this, so we invent God."
Given the chance Hubbard would fart in the presence of God (fortunately he is only torturing Satan with his gas).
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Rantings of a MADMAN named Hubbard Episode 18 :::::::::
"Hubbard's Concept of Gamma Rad
Rantings of a MADMAN named Hubbard Episode 18 :::::::::
"Hubbard's Concept of Gamma Radiation"
Beck has a new album that has a song about gamma rays so I decided to show where Beck learned about them!
From Radiation and the Scientologist, 13 April 1957:
".. And out of this, what do we get? We get a tremendous question mark. Whether radiation is floating across the world or not, is not the point. There's a question mark floating across the world. Is it, or isn't it? Well the funny part of it is that's radiation itself. Is it there or isn't it there?
You know, it kills the human body very, very dead, but it'll go through a sixteen foot wall! A gamma ray'll go through a wall, very easily. Well, what's it -- how does it hurt a body? Nobody can tell you. A wall can't stop a gamma ray, but a body can. And we get down to our number one medical question. Gamma rays go through walls but don't go through bodies. We get the density of a body and the density of the wall and we find out that the body is less dense than the wall. So therefore we have to go in to the field of the mind, if we can't go into the field of anatomy on this subject and say "What is happening here?". And I can tell you, fortunately, what is happening here. Resistance! The wall doesn't resist and the body does. "
Hubbard was an idiot who made things up as he went along. Gamma rays go through walls and people (and just about
everything else) without slowing down. The damage is incurred to what ever gamma rays fly through by the collisions (and subsequent mutations if biological) that happen as they are speeding through whatever.
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Rantings of a MADMAN named Hubbard Episode 17
"Glycolopolypse Now"
From "Assists"
Rantings of a MADMAN named Hubbard Episode 17
"Glycolopolypse Now"
From "Assists" Lecture. 3rd October 1968. #10 of the confidential Class VIII series of lecture:
"You are going to run into this character starts going round and round and round and they say "The helicopter's going to cra-ash, it's going to cra-ash" and you're looking for a helicopter action. What the hell it's R6 boy and nothin' else. And I don't know, I think for about a day or two it takes this helicopter to crash in R6. Err, there's no helicopter there, the guy's frozen in alcohol and glycol, and sitting in a block, being
given a big 3D Cecil B. De Milles special motion picture."
Hubbard must have lived off of those Alchohol & Glycol cocktails to come up with this stuff!!!
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Rantings of a MADMAN Named Hubbard Episode XVI
"Heavy Bullcrap"
From "State of OT",
Rantings of a MADMAN Named Hubbard Episode XVI
"Heavy Bullcrap"
From "State of OT", SHSBC #296. 23 May 1963:
"And although I don't think you'd have very much pleasure out of kissing a girl from Jupiter - that's a heavy-gravity planet, and if you stepped on the planet Jupiter in one of these meat bodies that you presently have, you would become a pancake promptly, you see? And what atmosphere it has lies in seas of liquid air and so on. You might say that this is somewhat rigorous as an environment, not completely similar to Russia but.. [laughter].
So you do get these various variations. And it's not all that horrifying however.
You find somebody running around the planet Jupiter, he'd be built to withstand that climatic condition, and the gravitic condition and so forth, and his legs might be a bit modified and his arms and that sort of thing, but he probably would look like an Eskimo."
Yeah that's right, Hubbard had the Loc-Nar up his butt (pure concentrated evil)!
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One day scientology's COB in the not too distant future may find himself in a permanent ne
One day scientology's COB in the not too distant future may find himself in a permanent new residence (if he doesn't run to where there is no extradition).
Here he is bored (but still scared and unsure in his new digs) in his cell after a long day of making license plates the COB relaxes into song with his cell block.
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Rantings of a MADMAN Named Hubbard Episode 15
"L Ron Hubbard on His Degraded Thetan"
Rantings of a MADMAN Named Hubbard Episode 15
"L Ron Hubbard on His Degraded Thetan"
Self-Determinism and the Creation of Universes, 16th November 1952:
"He thinks he's one of these beings and this being, let us say, most resembles the Earth animal of a flying crocodile.
And here you have this flying crocodile wearing golden horns, which are artificial, and his tail beautifully encased on silk, jumping on a monocycle and going off down this 40 pass highway.
I mean it's just, it's just, aww no, you look at this sort of thing and you say "no wonder this guy's just a little bit disoriented". It stretches, it stretches the limits in all directions as to what kind a body can become."
Hubbard nutty as a fruit Loop as usual!
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Rantings of a MADMAN Named Hubbard Episode 14
"L Ron Hubbard and his Uncle Tom's Cabin"
Rantings of a MADMAN Named Hubbard Episode 14
"L Ron Hubbard and his Uncle Tom's Cabin"
Hubbard Racist Joke:
"Now this oddity exists that people can create things they're not taking responisibility for.
You'll, you'll notice some parents.. Yeah they can crete kids and not take any responsibility at all. Funny part of it is there's some families in some parts of the world all they is go into kid production you know they take no responsibility for anything they create. Like the story I heard one time, well that neither here nor there. Ahh {chuckle},
A traveler was down in southern part of the United States and he walking down along the bayou he sees an alligator eating a child.
So he runs up to the nearest house and he says to them, he says 'Say [he says] theres a alligator down there eating a child, your child?' And so forth and this old fellow was
sitting on the porch steps and he uncoiled himself and leaned inside the house and he says
'Mammys I told you somethin was gettin those chillins!' [laughter]
Thus a person can create and not take any responsibility for the creation. That's what gets most anybody in trouble."
If only Isaac Hayes, Will Smith and many others knew thew truth about how he felt about most minorities they would easily see he was NO Savior!!!!
Just some of hubbard's racist statements
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"You shouldn't be scrubbing the floor on your hands and knees. Get yourself a nigger; that's what they're born for."
--L. Ron Hubbard, in a letter to first wife, Polly Grubb
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"Actually, have you ever noticed how a Negro, in particular down south, where they're pretty close to the soil, personifies MEST? The gatepost
and the wagon and the whip and anything around there—a hat. They talk to them, you know. "What'sa mattuh wi' you hat?" They imbue them with personality."
--L. Ron Hubbard, Therapy section of Technique 80 ("Route to Infinity" tapes), Part I, a lecture given on 21 May 1952
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"The South African native is probably the one impossible person to train in the entire world — he is probably impossible by any human standard."
--L. Ron Hubbard, PAB No. 119, 1 September 1957,
as published in Level 0 PABS (c.1968, The American St. Hill Organization).
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"As long as a white foreman is there, they will prevent soil erosion; but the moment that a white foreman turns his back — boo! There goes the whole program."
"And you finally get up to the point of where he's [native] supposed to take care of something, a lesson which has never been taught to the native of South Africa."
--L. Ron Hubbard, 15th ACC (Power of Simplicity) lecture "Education: Point of Agreement", 30 Oct 1956.
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"...the African tribesman, with his complete contempt for truth and his emphasis on brutality and savagery for others but not for himself, is a no-civilization."
--L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology: The Fundamentals of Thought.
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"...the Zulu is only outside the bars of a madhouse because there are no madhouses provided by his tribe. ... primitives are far more aberrated than civilized
peoples. Their savageness, their unprogressiveness, their incidence of illness ..."
--L. Ron Hubbard, Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health.
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"Illiterate cultures do not survive and they are not very high. The natives of the tribe of the Bugga Bugga Booga Boogas down in Lower Bugga Wugga Booga Woog are mostly no longer with us, or they are around waving red flags today and
revolting against their central government."
"And they didn't learn fast. Their literacy was not up to absorbing culture rapidly."
"They've been very happily down amongst the bong-bong trees, you know, dancing up and down amongst the bong-bong trees, and the highest level of their interest and so forth was their own back yard."
--L. Ron Hubbard, The Study Tapes, "Study: Evaluation and Information", lecture given on 11 August 1964
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Rantings of a MADMAN named Hubbard Episode XIII
"Lafayette in Space"
From "Between
Rantings of a MADMAN named Hubbard Episode XIII
"Lafayette in Space"
From "Between Lives Implants", SHSBC #317. 23 July 1963:
"And well, it starts like this -- it starts like this:
I was up in the Van Allen belt -- this is factual, and I don't know why they're scared of the Van Allen belt,
because it's simply hot. You'd be surprised how warm space is.
Get down amongst the clouds and so forth, it can get pretty cold and damp. But you get well up and sunlight shining around and that sort of thing, it's quite hot.
And the Van Allen belt was radioactively hot. A lot of photons get trapped in that area and so forth.
And I was up there watching the sunrise. Well, that was very interesting. And my perception was very good, and I was taking a look at Norway and Essex and the places around, you know, and getting myself sort of oriented.
And then something happened to me that I didn't know quite what had happened to me. I thought some facsimiles must have appeared in front of me, but they
didn't look like facsimiles. And some other things happened and I had a feeling like I might possibly go into the sun.
And a few other little uncomfortablenesses there where... That wasn't what awed me. But I got confused.
I got confused because the sun was suddenly larger and then it was smaller and somehow or another I was doing a change of space process that I myself was not familiar with. And it made me sort of bite off my thetan fingernails just a little bit, you know?"
I'm sure ol' Hubbard was spaced most of the time!
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