www.GuyzNite.com - "Die Hard" by Guyz Nite
Remember when we first met John McClane?
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www.GuyzNite.com - "Die Hard" by Guyz Nite
Remember when we first met John McClane?
Argyle picked him up from the plane,
And took him down to Nakatomi Tower...
To meet with Holly.
He came to get her back and to be her man,
But Hans and his buddies fucked up the plan,
And that's about when everything went sour
At the Christmas party.
And the terrorists were over-zealous,
But it was sweet when they killed Ellis!
And, with a little help from Allen,
John McClane kicked ass!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!
No one dies harder than John McClane,
Even when his wife's stuck on a plane
About to crash into the Potomac River...
On the eve of Christmas.
And airport security kicked him out,
But John McClane is just too damn proud,
And nothing could have made him not deliver...
'Cause that's his business!
And with a lot of fights and gunplay
He blew that plane up on the runway.
And, with a little help from Allen,
Holly's plane could land!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
No one dies harder than John McClane,
Saving all the passengers on the train.
But Simon wasn't clear with his intentions:
It was just a distraction!
And there was no way McClane could know
That Hans Gruber was Simon's bro.
And that's what made it "Die Hard: With A Vengeance"
With Samuel Jackson!
And the good cop wouldn't miss this,
Even though it wasn't Christmas.
He didn't get any help from Allen...
But only in part three!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!
Finally we're back with John McClane
Now we got a choice, and the choice is plain:
We can live free or we can die hard,
As hard as we can.
From taking on a terrorist he's never met,
To taking on an F-35 jet,
With the greatest car explosions by far...
This sure looks sweet, man!
And we know what the basic gist is:
There ain't no Allen, and it's not Christmas.
We don't know but we're pretty sure that
John McClane kicks ass!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
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Nonpoint's "In The Air Tonight" music video for the movie Miami Vice. This is the Bieler B
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Lois finds out Superman's identity. This ending resolves that issue without an amnesia ki
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NOTE: "Neil S Bulk" at the Superman Cinema board also came up with this idea before this video was posted. So props to Neil!
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Inspired by the Superman cartoons and Comic books this is an experimental Superman trailer
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Alanis Morissette "My Humps" video
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A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars charact
A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it.
Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it.
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!
Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe!
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
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