02/26/08 Update: Wow. What was expected to be a short movie that would circulate within a
02/26/08 Update: Wow. What was expected to be a short movie that would circulate within a small circle of friends has turned into something much more very quickly. I'm thrilled that so many people have enjoyed this video but also somewhat mortified that I added this without my daughter's knowledge or consent. Maybe someday she will find some humor in it.
Comments: Have been disabled. I think they have run their course. To those who have sent positive comments, thank you very much. You've made us appreciate what we have even more than we already do. To those of you who've said you've changed your mind about having children, well, have at it. :)
Business inquiries/agents: Thanks for your interest. At the current time we have no intention of exposing our little one to the destroyer of youth that is the entertainment industry (with the exception of Star Wars, heh). Hopefully if she chooses to follow this path on her own someday she will find a door still open for her.
Other things:
She has never seen Pokemon so I don't think she's making a reference to the ball on that show. I think she just means pokey ball as in "a ball that is pokey." (And yes, I know what the pokey balls really are! Stop emailing :) )
Three year olds can't read. I'm sure there are exceptions to that rule.
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Here is my daughter, age 3, explaining the plot of Star Wars Episode IV.
She explained the whole movie to me in much greater detail but unfortunately I didn't have the camera going. When I finally caught her talking about the movie again she delivered this truncated, but still funny, version.
Edit: Thank you all for the nice comments. Maybe I will print them out for her and someday and when she's all growed up she'll get to read them herself.
A little more about the video: She wasn't coached to say anything, nor was she forced to make the video. She rarely stops talking. Those of you with children understand this: sometimes it's harder to turn the faucet off than to turn the faucet on.
Believe it or not, she has the seem the movie only once, and I spread it out over 3 days so it wouldn't be too much all at once for her.
The video was edited to make it shorter, more cohesive and hopefully funnier. I did move some of the lines around so it would make more sense.
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Read this before commenting (updated 24.11.2007, thank you jopetsou):
Angry German Kid
Read this before commenting (updated 24.11.2007, thank you jopetsou):
Angry German Kid (a.k.a. Der echte Gangster, Slikk or Leopold) is a talented actor of age 15 from Bergisches Land, Germany. He plays a character, Der echte Gangster, a parody of a wannabe gangster. This fact has often been misunderstood, and as a result he has been subject to bullying both on- and offline (e.g. school). For this very reason, he stopped making videos for almost a year in 2006.
Sources (translated, click "SCHLIESSEN" if add comes up):
http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=h ttp://www.4players.de/cs.php/dispbericht/-/5028/0.html
http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=h ttp://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php/2006/01/06/der_gangster_i st_tot_es_lebe_der_metaler
http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=h ttp://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php/2006/12/01/der_echte_gang ster_das_comeback_des_jahr
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From his blog: http://www.was-willst-du-tun.de/
I am not mad (translated)
http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=h ttp://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php/winsw/2007/02/01/ich_bin_ nicht_wahnsinnig
"I am not sick or mad, I only have a sense of humor not everyone immediately understands. In addition, I have acting talent. I can do something so real that many think it is real. For this reason I will be insulted by many and hated. The aim of my videos or movies is to entertain people, not provoke. Nobody should take my short videos on the Internet seriously - they are merely for entertainment. No matter what people think or say, I am a very normal boy with acting talent."
- N. K. (aka "Slikk" or "Der echte Gangster")
How it started (translated, how the character was born)
http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=h ttp://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php/winsw/2007/02/04/wie_es_a ngefangen_hat
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Video information:
This video was made as a response to some German politicians attempting to restrict access to violent video games. He was trying to show how they view gamers. Very amusing and intelligent. Too bad most people missed the point.
"Journalists" from Focus TV (Germany) used this as an example of an internet addict, claiming the kid to have been secretly taped by his father and to be undergoing therapy in addiction clinic. Naturally, this was not what "Leopold" understood to have agreed on when he gave approval for airing it on TV.
Source (translated, click "SCHLIESSEN" if add comes up):
http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=h ttp://www.4players.de/cs.php/dispbericht/-/5028/0.html
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Another video from AGK at his computer (4 copies for redundancy):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDbs_9r56hk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4szjpIDSas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VIMHH2AqgE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osZN_vhoe70
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Also, this is NOT me in the video. I am NOT the Angry German Kid. Stop sending me your pointless messages of how you believe this kid needs anger management. Nobody gives a shit about your opinion.
Unbelievable how daft some people are, wasting my time with pointless messages to yell at me "omg dude GET HELLP ASSHOLE!!!!1" Thank you very much. Morons.
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After seeing so many stupid (or rather wrong) translations of what the Angry German Kid is saying, I felt it has to be my duty as a German dude to translate it properly. I'm sorry for the bad quality. I hope you can read it all.
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Original encoding (~12MiB, best quality) of this video available (e.g. for spoofers, without translation):
http://www.hfd.de/users/magicfunghi/pc_spielen.wmv
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