Jakes van Eeden

Some say that I am an almost mythic figure in the criminal underworld. Many urban legends hold me responsible for pretty much every major crime or disaster this century, from the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand (even though I was only born in 1983) to spray-painting 'VANILLA ICE IS COOL' under the Hospital bend underpass. Unlike most urban legends, they are actually true, although I am of course meticulous in that I am never linked to my crimes. I have always insisted the my only crime was an underling misunderstanding "a bit of light panic" for "sink the ship Titanic". With the African aristocracy wrapped around my little finger and the unwashed masses quaking in fear at my very name, I am both a master manipulator and deadly ninja.

To fund these massive plans I'm Social Media Manager at go4word.