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Joined: January 02, 2007

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Videos Watched: 4,098

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41225 "IT'S LIKE TV, BUT SLOWER" 3154 2551945118
Number of times on CNN: Do re-runs count?
Number of viewers who wet themselves: 13
You Tube Haters: about 3 or 4
Time left till my next hater: 20 min or so
Oblivious to my genius: 6.7 billion
Ex wives: 2
Good Kids: 2
Bad Kids: I never saw that lady B4 in my life
Speeding Citations: #_%&#$#*&!
Number of times dead: 2
Total number of minutes dead: 8-10
Lucky Number: 443556
Most descriptive number: 333
Tattoos: 200+
Piercings: 10 plus 8 loops of cable in chest
Personal speed record (bike): 165 mph
Years working in Hollywood: 26
Years trying to get out of Hollywood: 25
IQ: 136
Shoe: 12E
Hat size: 7 7/8

I write the songs that make the whole world blow beverages out their noses. Well, hopefully.

All of my videos will let you AUTOMATICALLY respond with a video. I will not censor or delete anything unless it's spam or hateful racist BS directed towards others. You can yell at me all ya like ;)

Influences: Adam Sandler, Steve Martin, Weird Al, Spike Jones, Andy Kaufman, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Louis Black, Everyone on Dr. Demento, Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, Zappa, Ray Stevens, Bill Engval, Granpa Jones, Johnny Cash, Jerry Reed, Marx Brothers, Monty Python, just so many more when I sit an think about it. Now that I am doin opinion an spoken comedy as well here is another list. Penn an Teller, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Louis Black, Richard Pryor, Henry Rollins in the 80's,
Similar To: I am tryin my best not to be similar to anything. But I think if Weird Al had no budget, wrote original music and couldn't play any instruments we might be kinda similar. Dr. Demento really is the guy who got me started though. ScaryDAve, thechurchofdave and Chainsaw The Klown as well as the background image are my trademarks.

I like to write crazy songs. It always came fairly easy to me and then I studied it a while in order to get better.

Laughter is good for the soul. It strengthens the immune system and it helps shed a little stress off the day. As abrasive as some of my stuff may seem on the surface, my goal is simply to get you to laugh an feel better.

I make my living as an artist. I hand-tool and hand-paint various items out of leather.
You can access auctions of my work at my web site brokenleather.com I do custom orders as well.

My music can be downloaded for free at http://garageband.com/thechurc hofdave

Paypal tips are accepted on my garageband page.

City: Ozark County Missouri
Hometown: Hollywood California
Country: United States

Website: http://www.brokenleather.com

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[TRANSLATED] My entry for the OFFICIAL BATTLE... [TRANSLATED] My entry for the OFFICIAL BATTLE OF THE YOUTUBE MOMSTARS My entry to the battle of the Youtube Mom Stars didn't work out so well. I decided a v (more) (less) Added: 11 months ago Views: 7,454 01:45 [TRANSLATED] "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" [TRANSLATED] "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" YouTube seems to be my reluctant lover these days. This is the song I wrote for her. S (more) (less) Added: 1 year ago Views: 8,967 03:15 [TRANSLATED] Without You [TRANSLATED] Without You A song for when you're alone Update: People have been asking what this song is about. (more) (less) Added: 7 months ago Views: 4,952 03:20
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	MasterLeeMochow \| July 22, 2008 excellent channel thats for sharing master lee mochow
	mindya12 \| July 22, 2008 HULLO bite me and goodnite!
	RonRastaRico \| July 20, 2008 hey Dave how is life havent heard bout ya for a while waiting for some new stuff take care my friend Ron
	LilCav68 \| July 20, 2008 OH dig it. I hear congrats are in order. :X
	azrienoch \| July 14, 2008 Pwnt.
	azrienoch \| July 14, 2008 One.
	jambo3001 \| July 14, 2008 Scarydave...may I ask you something...Are you friends with the Chemical Brothers? I'm just asking because I was at a music festival in Scotland called T in the Park, and they had a guy that looks like the clown on the screen scaring the bejesus out of everyone...and by everyone i mean me... your videos rock :) so thank you Anywho, yeah, if it is you, stop, the woman who had a baby in the mosh pit of rage against the machine will come and get you :P Jay
	HellenicMagic \| July 14, 2008 Hahaha Your channel is full of great sense of humor!
	KeeAndStel \| July 14, 2008 J000000 rock!
	PaganArtGuy \| July 13, 2008 I laughed my ass off..I am wicked glad I found your page dude... LOVE it..
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	MasterLeeMochow \| July 22, 2008 excellent channel thats for sharing master lee mochow
	mindya12 \| July 22, 2008 HULLO bite me and goodnite!
	RonRastaRico \| July 20, 2008 hey Dave how is life havent heard bout ya for a while waiting for some new stuff take care my friend Ron
	LilCav68 \| July 20, 2008 OH dig it. I hear congrats are in order. :X
	azrienoch \| July 14, 2008 Pwnt.
	azrienoch \| July 14, 2008 One.
	jambo3001 \| July 14, 2008 Scarydave...may I ask you something...Are you friends with the Chemical Brothers? I'm just asking because I was at a music festival in Scotland called T in the Park, and they had a guy that looks like the clown on the screen scaring the bejesus out of everyone...and by everyone i mean me... your videos rock :) so thank you Anywho, yeah, if it is you, stop, the woman who had a baby in the mosh pit of rage against the machine will come and get you :P Jay
	HellenicMagic \| July 14, 2008 Hahaha Your channel is full of great sense of humor!
	KeeAndStel \| July 14, 2008 J000000 rock!
	PaganArtGuy \| July 13, 2008 I laughed my ass off..I am wicked glad I found your page dude... LOVE it..
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