WARNING - This is Really Long.

I was born and raised as a small hyena on the plains of Africa. I was taught to hunt. I caught on very quickly and I was loved by my clan for all the delicious meat I brought back every day. One day, I met two small lion cubs named Rimba and Mala. I cast and awkward grin and wave in their direction. They seemed to accept my greeting, and welcomed me over. Then I left. I eventually found my way over to the forest of Lottingham, and met a friendly fox who stole from the rich and gave to the poor. He taught me the ways of archery, and then bade me farewell. He was on a quest to save his fair Maid Larion. He gave me the name of a friend he had in the middle of the Desert of Zagrabah, and I left posthaste. On the way to Zagrabah, I met a small fox and a cute little puppy. They had just escaped from the puppy's mean owner and were being chased by a bear. I decided to help. Just then, I felt a tingling, and when I looked down I was not a hyena, but a human! After a little bit of freaking out, I saw the bear coming. I made a lunge for it. But I wasn't used to my new form, so I just fell on my face. Luckily, the bear stepped on an old log and fell to it's death. I got out of there before the little ones could make fun of me. On my way through the desert, I became accustomed to my new human form. I learned to hunt and fight on two feet, and even used the bow and arrows Robin had given me. Finally I made it to Zagrabah. I found Zaladdin, and he taught me how to sneak around the desert city of Zagrabah, and how to steal things. I used this new ability against him, and stole his magic carpet to find a new place for adventure. Unfortunately, the stupid rug dropped me over a rainforest, and I ended up landing high in the canopy of a humongous tree. I looked down and found a treehouse that would make a young boy cry. I slowly climbed down to the roof, and jumped through a hole to the inside. I met a wild man named Sarzan. He taught me how to swing from vines, slide on branches, and do all sorts of really cool stuff. Then i used these abilities to get out of the jungle, and found myself right here in the suburbs of virginia. I met a nice family to stay with, and went to Monacan High School to be tortured for the rest of my life, that is, for 2 and a half more years...