Well we've been going through a lot of changes throughout these years. Our first drummer (his name was DW aka FOS (which is Fuck On a Stick)) had some real problems. Whenever we practiced at someone in the band's house, he'd always raid the kitchen and break expensive China and literally shit all over da flo'. And he would throw his sticks at our guitars and say "I didn't mean to, let's eat something." Enough about him now we go on to our old keyboardist named Tom (aka Uptown Girl) he likes really gay music and they're always Elton John and Billy Joel. He'd always wanted me to sing and I'd be like "Hell no I ain't singing no piano man bitch music you c**t (some people find this word offensive for some reason so I had to censor it)." He loves to wear speedos (although I wish they had gorilla or rhino sized speedos for our sake) and well that's it. We're doing fine right now.